Short Mustaches Poems

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warm breath... wispy clouds 
freezing... cold... minus twenty
white mustaches grow

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powdery snow-drenched
coldest in seventy years
eyes frostbitten from hot tears

frozen mustaches
stalactites dripping with chill
million ruble lunch to thaw...

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Chasing down chocolate bacon sandwiches;
Accompany yellow and green quash;
Grapefruit flavored pinto beans taco flav' mustaches;
Cauliflower lips succulent nose bash;
Smells abundant of burnt ash sugatash 
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                                              frosted mustaches----
                                        ICE blanketing miles of lake
                                              drilling fishing holes







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Impetuous stems

Reaching out early in a quest for sun

Impatient to reveal their lavender glory

Spring harbingers

Emanate golden mustaches on cheerful faces

Showing a sense of humor




*Entry for Carol's "Flowers of Spring" contest...

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we trim their hair, necks, noses, and mustaches too
They come on Saturday morning, when the mail is due
we hear their stories, they gossip about their farms and such
we like our regulars, and we hear so much!
only one gives us a tip we try to get him...

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Dark skies prevailing
Rain puddles icing over
Jack Frost clamping down

Sweaters change to coats
Canopies falling like snow 
Crystals flake windshields

Arctic winds howling
Blizzard skating upon us
Prepare to shovel

Mustaches frozen
Watery eyes show the chill
Sore noses galore

August 25, 2016...

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I see you laughing at yourself, 
Mocking your own pain,
Drawing horns and mustaches
on top of your own name.

You move just like a cartoon,
Kicking up the dust behind you.
A parody of A-hole, 
I want to see the play.

Hilarious in that style, 
trying to look scary.
Make them smarter. Does it work?
I bet some like it anyway....

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This house
older 
than the cave man
gave shelter
to five generations
of loggerheads
confederate dudes
with mustaches
out of frame

Under the staircase
the skeleton
of another Scarlet
with the skull
riddled from bullets
because she went
with the handsome miller
next door

A case for CSI
Cold case
FBI
instead
outside
the demolition 
crew
and the antiquary
of course
a jew......

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Mancan mushnot vogon can't quiklik vogon takes!
Verishan verrigan orderly vquoop melancholy menzzxox 
Humanity crest captivated vroomer past vhe finish grind
Plutoians eating intergalactic cloves of vogonian mustaches

6/6/20
Vogon Poetry (Really Bad Poetry) Quoopisk Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Team PoetrySoup...

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The villain on a theatrical stage is easy to spot
He is wearing the black cape and black fedora
Melodramatic music accompanies him.
He has a fake mustache, and he looks slimy and creepy

Villains off stage are not easy to spot
Many are handsome; they dress in nice clothes.
Their smile seems genuine, they seem like nice guys.
They wear no mustaches, unfortunately for us....

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The Mustache

Thick and brown, 
wide and black, 
Up and down… with handlebars…

Some to the sides, 
and some to the middle, 
it is just so hard to say, 
to mention all the hairy types,
and, all the merry ways…

A special comb
A special brush, 
A special man indeed…

A hairy face, 
Sometimes…out of place,
but so fun to talk to…,
when found…any place. 

Ah… the stache…...

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