Short Morticians Poems
Short Morticians Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Morticians by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Morticians by length and keyword.
A chimney we all knew as Juulz
Would never abide by the rules
When the smoke cleared
Juulz was endeared
For morticians profit from fools
Categories:
morticians, health,
Form:
Limerick
Doctors and morticians
do not exactly work in opposition.
The first do their best to keep you living;
the second do likewise but not breathing.
Categories:
morticians, obituary,
Form:
Light Verse
One thing said about politicians
They can gather money like morticians
Who bring dead for burial
That go to meet Gabriel
While politicians greet contributions
Categories:
morticians, funeral, funny, imagination, life, political
Form:
Limerick
Our morticians are thanking their god
For a year where they all earned a wad
Though some were burnt
Many more weren't
Still, their best work lies under the sod!
Categories:
morticians, culture, memorial day,
Form:
Limerick
A pandemic common occurrence:
Losing one's job and health insurance!
The hospital count*
Continues to mount
Morticians wonder who is the dunce?
* People without an income nor
health insurance die at home or in the
street, not in hospitals!
Categories:
morticians, death, health,
Form:
Limerick
Donald Trump tweets, "Its all a big hoax!
Dreamed up by Democrat 'Loser' folks!"
The GOP vow,
"We believe you now!"
Morticians enjoy insider jokes!
The doctor said to expect the worse
The vicar quoted chapter and verse
"Oh, no!" said the wife
"You must save his life
Because he's the man who drives the hearse!"
Categories:
morticians, health, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Twelve accusers hoping
Eleven charges pending
Ten summoners summoning
Nine lawyers proselytizing
Eight defendants screaming
Seven protesters protesting
Six reporters reporting
Five ambulances on call.
Four morticians digging
Three activists sitting
Two clergymen preaching
One hangman salivating
And zero politicians waking
from their dreams.
Categories:
morticians, christmas, corruption, death, innocence, loss, political, sad,
Form:
Free verse
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Buzzards circle left
Death sure is near__one squirrel
Not enough for them
Blackbirds and crows feast today
Buzzards go hungry for now
(First attempt at a Tanka)
Categories:
morticians, animals, life, loss, nature
Form:
Tanka