Short Morticians Poems

morticians
what do they talk about
at lunch...

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A chimney we all knew as Juulz
Would never abide by the rules
When the smoke cleared
Juulz was endeared
For morticians profit from fools...

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One thing said about politicians
They can gather money like  morticians
Who bring dead for burial
That go to meet Gabriel
While politicians greet contributions...

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Our morticians are thanking their god
For a year where they all earned a wad
Though some were burnt
Many more weren't
Still, their best work lies under the sod!...

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A pandemic common occurrence:
Losing one's job and health insurance!
The hospital count*
Continues to mount
Morticians wonder who is the dunce?

* People without an income nor
health insurance die at home or in the
street, not in hospitals!...

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Donald Trump tweets, "Its all a big hoax!
Dreamed up by Democrat 'Loser' folks!"
The GOP vow,
"We believe you now!"
Morticians enjoy insider jokes!

The doctor said to expect the worse
The vicar quoted chapter and verse
"Oh, no!"  said the wife
"You must save his life
Because he's the man who drives the hearse!"...

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Twelve accusers hoping
Eleven charges pending
Ten summoners summoning
Nine lawyers proselytizing
Eight defendants screaming
Seven protesters protesting
Six reporters reporting
Five ambulances on call.
Four morticians digging
Three activists sitting
Two clergymen preaching
One hangman salivating
And zero politicians waking
from their dreams....

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                                          Buzzards circle left
                                Death sure is near__one squirrel
                                         Not enough for them
                                Blackbirds and crows feast today
                                   Buzzards go hungry for now




(First attempt at a Tanka)...

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