Short Moolah Poems

The secret to happy is lots of moolah
Not true, it's a rumor, a falsehood, pasha
Just check out the sun
Shines on everyone
Us guys, the nasties, even Donald Hooha...

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A man who missed his late Aunt Petula
sought a clairvoyant up in Missoula
When she sensed his Aunt Anne
he hopped a plane to Japan
for he owed her a whole lot of moolah

2/9/22...

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There once was a daddy from Jersey City
Who's little girl was ever so pretty
The neighbourhood boys
Wanted to play with her toys
Made sure there was moolah in their bank called a piggy...

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Start with a penny, double your money each day
Takes 27 days to become a millionaire, they say
Who are these”they” guys
Got gunk in their eyes
Real shysters, it can't be true, no way!!!...

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Start with a penny, double your money each day
Takes 27 days to become a millionaire, they say
Who are these “they” guys
And how come they're so wise
Real shysters, it can't be true, no way!!!...

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Start with a penny, double your money each day
Takes 27 days to become a millionaire, they say
Who are these “they” guys
And how come they're so wise
Real shysters, it can't be true, no way!!!...

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Don't be fooled by calories listed on products
I'm certain they twist the truth a bit for profit
The lower the calories listed
And the truth is twisted
Bottom line is more moolah in their pockets...

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We're all hunter-gatherers when you get down to it
Not just piles of moolah, but pretty things must admit
Just a dozen or so
My prowess to show
Not bragging but well... around town my stuff's a hit...

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Does money buy happiness?  Tough nut to crack.
When people are asked this, they’re taken aback.
But there's one thing I know
as I analyze dough:
unhappiness rises when moolah we lack....

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There once was a daddy from Jersey City
Who's little girl was ever so pretty
The neighbourhood boys
Wanted to play with her toys
Made sure there was moolah in their bank called a piggy


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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In spite of my years, still hummin' 'tween the ears
Not as well but breezin' till my breath disappears
If I'd known as a youngster
Would've pressed that buzzer
Saving the head honchos much moolah all these years...

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It's a wrong way to tip a fairy, it's a wrong way I know
Rather receive moolah than a tip on “how to shovel snow”
Now that's downright silly
Must have picked a dilly
A good alternative would be “how to blow your nose”...

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I'm looking for a word

Go, leave, get, went
Money, moolah, bucks, spent
Reserve, set aside, keep, lent
Suggest, clue, inkling, hint
Fortune, pile, heap, mint
Mark, hollow, impression, dent

When it comes down to the end
And the money's gone, it's just.....AMEN...

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Mister Jack Benny was a funny fellow indeed

   He played a mean violin, though a bit off-keyed

      'Tis said that he was so tight with his bountiful purse

         That to part with his moolah he was very averse

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved...

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When the moon and sun eclipse
That's when he wakes from the abyss
Then slips into black leather gloves
To hunt the neck of those he does not love
The ones who claim that it's all fake
Shall from this darkness never wake and
them that scream one final scream
Should never have doubted the existence of
The Reverend Moolah Green...

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