Short Monty Poems

I found as apport
A Monty’s tail
I wished full Monty...

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Fluffy bread topped with green beans,
Tomato wheels and 
Button mushrooms and spears of
Asparagus and
Monty jack blanket
Is just too
Grand....

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If you feel too dejected to talk,
are alone and feel dull as a rock,
try to be at your ease,
imitate Mr. Cleese:
raise your legs for the silliest walk....

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Now ladies and gents, let's bring no offense
to the lads that wear tightly clad drabs
They liked the film Kinky Boots
And have watched The Full Monty
So now they dance naked and/or dress drag!...

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Now for something completely insane
Not so unusual considering where it came
Monty Python was the gang
Where this silliness sprang
Carrying their torch, hitching on to their fame...

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Monty Python taught me, the more outrageous the better
Brits were born with giggle genes, the rest got aged cheddar
Being a Canuck
Was partly in luck
My genes, though worn, are still Brit-based giggle-spreaders...

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Monty Python taught me, the more outrageous the better
Brits were born with giggle genes, the rest got aged cheddar
Being a Canuck
Was partly in luck
My genes, though worn, are still Brit-based giggle-spreaders...

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Learned from Monty Python, the more outrageous the better
Brits were born with giggle genes, the rest got aged cheddar
Being a Canuck
Was partly in luck
My genes, though worn, are still a Brit-based giggle-spreader...

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Now that Masda has gone to the graveyard in the sky.
Along came Monty wanting us to buy.
Beautifull silver, my favourite colour.
Didn’t cost, many a dollar.
Hope he is ours, For many a year.
He can now take us far and near.
Goodbye Masda you did your best.
Now It’s up to you Monty to do the rest....

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The art of figuring it out
Does it matter if I do
My existence is so fleeting
It seems preposterous to care

There must be some
Description to suit this 
Perhaps Monty Python's
Life of Brian

I'm not in crisis
I'm just a very philosophical girl

Ahh this poem went off
In a strange direction...

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Robbie will not bump no more
The dance is dead he knows the score
For the AFL it’s sad to say
Has made the rule just run away
For the best training film will be
Brave Sir Robin run away you go free.

With apologies to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

For those who follow Australian football.

© Paul Warren Poetry...

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One moment,
Dancing in the Gates of Heaven.
Than the next,
Monty Python Flying Circus.
Staring Shoel in fearless,
Anything else unwritten between the gazing stars & earth.
Is that what it is all about?
Opened heart-
Never given the readers a chance in dull reading?

(Inspired in the highest of all of you in your comments to my writings, thank you 
truly, indeed!)...

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to fly a plane such an ordeal
I was checked my hands a potential weapon
and dogs to smell mine
and on a return i told them you much harsher giving the full monty
like I hide a gun in my tee shirt but the dog could be explosive 
want to check is anus eight pound of love you must be joking
as he have two chips on its shoulders you'r blowing my mind
and safe travel who they are kidding not me....

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(continuation of Milt Hankin's Montgomery La Verve )

Seems that Monty hung off to the right,
and he held to that curve a bit tight
with gusto and verve
to tingle the nerves,
but there’s no happy endings tonight.

The police report didn’t seem right;
It said that 'e missed indy light?
He was so overjoyed,
his airbags deployed;
the wreckage was powdery, white.

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M-e and you agree to this union of Holy M-atrimony.
A-ll you need to know is I will always A-dore you.
R-egardless what happens we will have a healthy R-elationship.
R-emember all birthdays and anniversaries or you'll R-egret it.
I-n all ways, I will always show how I-mportant you are to me.
A-ll my A-ttention in the world you have.
G-ive of yourself freely, G-oing the full monty.
E-ach person makes E-veryday count....

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Sizzling bacon in the pan
eggs are gently poaching
sausages hissing and spitting
fried bread turning golden brown

Toast just popped out of the toaster
fragrant wafts of fresh brewed coffee
cheerful tablecloth with vase of flowers
places laid await the bounteous feast

Be your taste just for a bacon sandwich
or if you like the full blown Monty
whatever you choose there is no denying
that the best meal of the day is breakfast...

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REGULATORY INTELLIGENCE
A Centralized Platform for
Regulatory Change
Management
And Compliance REGOLOGY….

WTF!!!  Is REGOLOGY????

The religion of the WOKE.

A mindful excavation of the cavernous abyss of addlepated thought.

Perhaps a “REGOLOGY FOR DUMMIES” book is forthcoming

Maybe…”A DOXOLOGY OF REGOLOGY” Hymnal?

Followed by an APOLOGY

For….

“Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition” (Monty Python)

4/9/2023...

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Granny Marjorie,
Can be sometimes cranky

Granny Marjorie,
Loves to smoke her cigars and drink coffee

Granny Marjorie,
Has a friend named “TV”

Granny Marjorie,
Asks for pastry puffs when she’s hungry

Granny Marjorie,
Heard me play with Rosy

Granny Marjorie,
Remembered good memories with Monty

Granny Marjorie,
Seemed so happy 

Granny Marjorie,
Smiled and looked at me, “Don’t grow old my young lady.”


(Granny Marjorie is 90+ years old and as dementia.)...

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