Short Minks Poems

Things 
Having new toys
Impressing others
New cars, minks,sinks
Getting is living
Saving stinks...

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whales, crocs, minks, gators,

                                                                tigers, endangered species,

                                          never ants'  worries...

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Sweet ladybugs are not so ladylike
When frightened by oldster or a young tike
Squirting yellow liquid that tastes horrible and stinks
Putrid smelling, worse than corpses of six rotting minks....

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Well, Blink and Wink, survived the sinking ship
They took off their minks and cursed such a trip
They swam to the shore
Their muscles were sore
But now they were both, standing in the nip 


Michael...

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Woke up this morning with thaughty knots on my brain
Hang on thih minks I've got my merds wixed again
Course you snow what I hay
Happens devery eay
Now listen I ain't just disling wixie that's pinda klain... whoaaa!...

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Did you ever try growing minks?
Or writing poems with kinks?
With dark or colored inks?
And soft and lightened pinks?
Write messages that links,
With the Mysterious Sphinx?
Get on a boat that sinks? 
Use metals made of zinc's?
Go skating at the rinks?
"AW," you say, "That stinks!"
For that, my eye now winks!
And I'll just put a jinx,
On anyone that blinks!!!...

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While watching the Oscars
I sit here and I think
They all look so fancy 
In their tuxes and minks

These actors who make millions
Playing someone they're not
While I sit here on the couch
Envious of all that they've got

But when we dig deeper
And look past their fame
You start to realize 
That we're all the same

If we could turn the camera around 
And they could watch us
It is these celebrities
Who would really be jealous...

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