Short Milk(A) Poems

oy vey
never
try

to milk a
golden
cow

idol's
 idle
  utters...

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Rain

When listening to 
the rain I have a 
strange urge to
milk a 
cow and
stick stamps on my 
forehead.
...

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The wife loves the neighbourhood lads
And shares with them the latest fads
She shows them how
To milk a cow
So they all know how to be dads...

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A woman who works shucking corn
Tells jokes that are Iowan born
Just lend her an ear
And you're bound to hear
How colonels can milk a French horn...

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the pitcher's 
on the mound
the catcher 
sits on a stool
nipples are needed
to milk a cow
the umpire yells
play ball
the players
all confused...

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There once was a dairy farmer named Jay
Who worked real hard amidst cow stench all day
   He announced to his wife
   "My work's no kind of life
Hey, Honey, how 'bout a roll in the hay?"...

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Before Honorable Maker Head Bow

They don' know how to milk a cow;
Are only house folk  here and now,
And senseless war,
We want  no more;
Do pray daily with heads that bow.

James Horn

This is my 6,000th poem. Was inspired 
to write it by, "Gone With the Wind."...

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Minnie Minsky shops at Hinky Dinky
Her nephew  on the farm Punky Spuky tried to milk a donkey

Other cousin Cindy Dingy loved chocolate Twinkies™
While at the zoo spunky, sticky, stinky monkey gives whiskey to the donkey


3/7/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.©...

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Grandma’s button box and first aid kit were both mainstays in the kitchen.
We knew she had everything to help us if we were hurting or itch'n.
If we tore up our pants, got poison ivy or ripped a button off our coat,
She could have us fixed up in seconds, and then milk a cow or a goat....

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Blackstrap molasses I drink every day.
I've learned it holds anemia at bay.
One tablespoon quick stirred up
with almond milk (a scant cup)
makes my red blood cells cheer. Hip hip hooray!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Nancy Jones
October 30, 2011
for Francine Roberts' Pick a Beverage, any Beverage contest...

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his baby daughter
tossed aside like a rag doll
dad wanted a son

my mother told him
that I was ‘the next best thing’
at least she loved me!

always second best
but useful with garden chores
I can milk a goat!

unwanted... unloved
no father daughter closeness
I do not miss him

since he passed away
I have flourished with my words
but I’ll never grieve...

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Rocks are quite overrated,
Aren't they now?
What can you do with a rock?
With a rock can you even milk a cow?

"We MaKe RoAdS WiTh rOcKs"
Okay, but still, what else is there use?
Can the rocks fix my broken light bulb,
Can they even fix its fuse?

"But that's not what they are meant to do!"
Exactly! So why are people expected to do more?
More than what they CAN do! 
Let them do what they can!
Do what can be done by YOU!...

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He Was A Farmer
He was a farmer for most of his life.
A friend to all that came along.
Would help anyone with a dollar or more.
A jack of all trades and a master of none <He once said.
Loved life his family and his farm.
He is now gone to plow the fields in heaven . 
Maybe milk a cow before Sunday church.
Then to a good place to eat. Missing Mary's cooking.
He'll be missed by all that called him Farmer Monroe.
R.I.P. Monroe 5/15/17...

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I am an extraordinary dairy man,
I really give that milk a shake,
I whir it on my mixer,
I think you should partake.

I have such scrumptious flavours,
I'll put a dob of ice-cream in,
Your taste buds will go ballistic,
Just as soon as you begin.

There you go, drink it up,
Well, what did you think of that?
I think it tastes so very nice,
But, will it make me fat?


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What are your dreams
What are your dreams I want to hear.
Are they funny or about money? 
Can they be scarey or are the a little hairy?
Do you dream of a car that will take you far?
Do you dream of a girl with those pearls on?
What do you dream of?
How about a dream of how to milk a cow.
If it's funny and not about money how about the Easter bunny.
Is it about someone you care for or a big old bear?
What make you dream of, no one knows but you....

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(Dedicated to Ida Greene who died July 5, 2008.)

Ida was her name and she was my mom's former stepmother.
For eighteen months she helped take care of Mom, her sister and her brothers.
She taught my mom how to milk a cow.
I hate to say that she is dead now.
She's being buried today and her family is feeling remorse.
She kept my Granddad's last name after they got a divorce.
She passed away yesterday at the age of ninety-five.
She was a kind and good person while she was alive....

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