Short Meanest Poems

I am the Nicest but also Meanest person who will ever come your way.
Now all of you go "F" OFF!!..and Have Yourselves The Greatest Day....

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Ye though I walk within the shadows in the valley of death,
I fear no evil, not because I'm fearless,
I just happen to simply be,
the meanest S O B in the valley....

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Life can be the meanest thing,
After you see what you have,
Life can be the neatest thing,
From love to family, friends to home,
Life is the best thing that we can do....

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Margaret is astounded
That someone dare call her prissy
persnickety, uptight, queen

She gives the man her coldest meanest shoulder
his eyes captivate her imagination
her telltale cheeks flush pink...

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Osores perdent, karma is blind 
It's bound to punish those who are unkind 
But the meanest thing of all 
Even the guiltless blood may fall 

Before you cast your oppressive thorn 
Make sure you've heard the sound of horn 
For, there will be no turning back 
When wrath of heavens will give you whack 

May 7, 2023...

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It was something
So many words
It rattled on
Like a streetcar
And it was harsh too
It really picked things apart
It made Howl
Seem like a squeak
I can't remember
Who wrote it
I think
It was some guy
From Great Britain
All I remember is that
It was the longest
The harshest
The meanest poem
Ever written


*** Thanks for reading - Anton... www.foesofprose.com ***...

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Argh!  Matey, now it's time for you 
To take a little walk. 

You see that plank, off of the side?
Now walk the walk you talk!  

A pirate you have always been
And should have came to be

But, then you crossed the meanest one...
That pirate crossed, was me!

Now, step up to that plank out there..
You fate..awaits for you. 

For when a pirate crosses me...
They walk that same plank too!...

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nearly twelve o’clock
our tabby opens one eye
distant   “Oh  ho  ho!”

this one special night
the hen house door stands open
wily fox retreats

some little green men
from God knows where    see the light
       bow in silent prayer

meanest man on Earth
on his camel    hears the babe
vows eternal love

he trusted the Star
when the shepherd left his flock
wolves    by Star    transfixed...

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I have a lot of love that I try to share
But no one seems to care

Everybody says that I am just so mean
But I am the only there helping my gandma clean

They treat me like I am the meanest girl in the world
But I am the only good girl

Maybe I should try to change me act
I might just get my things and pack

Grandma says I act like I don't like my dad's side the family
 I just wish everybody could be happy...

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You re-house Machiavelli’s soul in your foul frame
That soul great guides your head and heart;
Not what you learnt from the kitabs
Beacon to you is Lucifer’s own light.

With verisimilitude unseen,
With finesse unthought of,
You pose as a Judhishtir.
But Dharmaputra, I know you 
Engineer mischief meanest.
You are the mid-husband of
Old rustic plot,
Vile stinking villain
You know not- unhiegynically you rot....

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I'm lost,
lost inside of a world 
that i know nothing about.

I'm confused,
confused about my life,
wondering if I will ever 
figure it out.

my life is like a puzzle,
thats missing a piece,
and a locked door, 
with no key.

I wish that I could,
go off to a paradise,
where no one could be around,
no one to turn my smile into a frown,
a place where,
not even the meanest person 
could bring my good spirits down....

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SMILE
A smile can brighten a cloudy day
It is often times contagious 
A smile can lighten a load
It can change a troubled soul

A smile is the easiest tool in our arsenal 
It is the most effective tool we are given
A smile can make a grown man feel weak
It can make the meanest person soft

Find a smile and you will find joy
Share a smile and you will give joy
Keep a smile and keep friends
A smile can brighten a cloudy day....

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A mutiny on the ship in the sixth of the seven seas
Caused by the notorious parrot Mr. Jimmy Jeaves
He is the worst captain we’ve ever had said the cook.
He is the meanest of the mean, he threw away the book.

Captain Pirate heard the cook and made him walk the plank.
The rest of them watched in horror, as lost his life and rank.
A mutiny on the ship caused the rest of them to cringe.
Worst of all, they had to dine on birdseed, a new binge....

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Shall I liken thee to a sunrise?
Thou art the sunrise of a fall morning's glow.
Thou art the oaken breeze that bids you "hello."
Shall this describe to what I liken thee? No.

Shall I liken thee to a sunset?
Thou art a gold sunset, from the hills only seen,
To orange ribbon atop the city's crystal beam,
Reflecting heavenly diamonds, infinite gleam.

But no, this shall not be to what I liken thee.
For words fail to describe what thou meanest to me....

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Cajun Santa was a skinny little man

He could hide in the shadow of a soda pop can

I asked Cajun Santa do you have a magic power

He said, I can fly around the world in less than an hour

He said I’ve got to be fast in and out quick

I get a little competition from Ol St. Nick

You can be the meanest little boy that ever did play

You will get a gift from me on Christmas day

 For all you boys and girls good or bad

Cajun Santa won’t leave anyone sad...

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She is so sweet and good and kind the new guy said to me.
I knew better, but he would learn.
She has been the meanest person in the family forever.
Cobra mean, grizzly bear mean, alligator mean.
Her heart has cut up men and eaten them.
I keep my words closed inside my mouth.
He is saying other nice things about her.
I know better.
But why ruin things for her?
This is her eighth time to the altar.
Maybe this time it will work out.
In the meantime, he will learn....

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Many are pitying the guy,
Because one cannot new life buy:
Bingo had on his groin pounced 
And got him-Meanest Foe-trounced!
Vet had Needle and Syringe shown Dog
And what he got worse than struck log:
To Bingo’s Canines job to do
“And don’t first ask your Victim ‘Who’?”

Many are afraid Vet will die
And have begun to say “Mute Bye.”
A Miscalculating Vet - Fie!
For him I could only once sigh:
Had in Dog’s food dropped a long sleep
But too quick to The Sown to reap!...

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This castle my keep
bound imprisoned in my endless sleep
cast then thy gaze upon me and despair
across the barren wastelands of tundra
hear my eternal mantra
"..better to rule..than to serve"
In this hollow place
stand I in this mocking light
meanest thou to bend me to thy will
Father of forgotten rites
Thy will be done
in all but one
Cast out but not ashamed
Do I care who is to blame
Taunt me then with your pultry light
Freedom won in this flight
Can you now guess my name?...

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