Short Mayer Poems

Did Oscar Mayer
advertise since the Weiner
twitter scandal broke?...

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Hail to the Dragon Slayer?
From Metro-Goldwyn Mayer?
What did he really do?
Except charge me and you
To joust another player!...

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Nine late hour
Igloo font con
giant degrade
house furious
tiger race put

window clean
apple shadow
taste number
count mayer
husky maid...

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B-rutal
E-nemy's
R-abid
N-astiness
A-pplies
D-readed
E-eriness
T-ill
T-hreat
E-mploys

M-ystery
A-nd
Y-ucky
E-pidemic's
R-isk

Topic: Birthday of poetess Bernadette Mayer (May 12) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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‘Cause a little bit of Summer
is what the whole year is all about

John Mayer


WEEKENDS

Summer at pool.
Staying cool, Sis!
Whirlpool of friends —
Laughter-cleanse splash.
Weekends play out every day, Sis!

5/3/2021...

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A dachshund named Oscar was he,
which adored trick or treating with me,
so I had me some fun
when I sewed a cloth bun,
for a Halloween weenie he’d be. 

On his costume I added a trim
mustard yellow, but though he’s not slim,
he’s no Oscar Mayer,
so don’t raise his ire
by taking a bite out of him!...

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MY MAN MIGHT NOT LOOK LIKE CLOONEY
OR BE FAMOUS LIKE ROONEY
BUT HE WILL MAKE ME SWOON
AND IN DARK BE MY MOON

HE MIGHT NOT SING LIKE MAYER
AND LIKE HIM, WON'T BE A PLAYER
BUT HE WILL SURELY BE BRAVER
AND HE WILL LEAVE ME NEVER

TOGETHER WE WILL WEAVE OUR STORY
AND NEVER WILL WE BE WEARY
FOR OUR DAYS WILL BE SWEETER
THAN ALL THERE'S THAT GLITTER...

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O, I love to attend a Cohen family simcha**
      That is where I really love to be-e-e!

    For when you're at a Cohen family simcha,
      You are always treated roy-al-ly!


**A simcha is Hebrew or Yiddish for a happy event, such as a wedding. 

                  The ditty above is to be sung to the tune of
                    "The Oscar Mayer Wiener Whistle Song"...

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