Short Manhood Poems

Short Manhood Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Manhood by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Manhood by length and keyword.


Another Banana For D.C.

I took a banana home and peeled him for dinner
When I saw his manhood I knew I was a winner
I call him my miner
my large cruise liner

© 2000
Form: Limerick


Measure of Manhood

The real measure of manhood depends solely on his relationship and 
submissiveness to God not about his money and how well he gives wood. 

12-29-10
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Hows It Hanging

A sportsman from Burton-on-Trent Had such a peculiar bent The kick that he felt Was below the belt That’s how his manhood got a dent
Form: Limerick

What a Whopper

She wanted to know where the limit lies
when it came to manhood and the size
trying to compare
she had to stop and stare
at the one that took first prize
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Johnny on the Spot

I lost my hair and I lost my pep 

That's why I lost the spring in my step 

But I couldn't go on

When my manhood was gone

And I lost my wife to Johnny Depp
Form: Limerick


Premium Member Skipping With the Girlies

Must have had a boring young life My biggest thrill was a snowball fight Embarrassing when hit Utter shame it transmits And skipping on my manhood, put a blight
Form: Limerick

Dual Nature 26 Words Poem

Albeit, the time truck topples
Through the tracks ranges; roving
Mitt, making the switfness subtle. 
The time combustion caresses the
Manhood of my pathos peck no-strings. 
       19:04:24:15:15

Premium Member A Perthshire Lad

Grew to manhood on the river Tay,
Writing poems ,most every day;
Cinquains,epigrams,whigmaleerie-
His diary of a dying man,left
Telling observations, for all to see.


Tribute to William Soutar
Form: Narrative

Premium Member Ready For Mounting

“I'm ready for mounting” she innocently exclaimed As she prepared a painting for inserting in a frame Boss misunderstood Some guy's manhood Was the subject, not an innocent proclaim
Form: Limerick

Premium Member The Pipe Major's Embarrassment

The pipe major at the front led the way
On this cold and windy St Patrick's day 
He was six foot and well built 
A freak gust blew up his kilt
The crowd cheered at his manhood on display... 
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Under The Rainbow

Patrick’s piquant penchants are beer and Claire, 
At the pub scene the two don’t seem to square;
Patrick’s pints, more than a few,
Manhood cannot follow through -
An Irish drunkard’s pot of gold malware.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Four Thing's

Four Things

Four things in any land must dwell, 
If it endures and prospers well:
One is manhood true and good;
One is noble womanhood;
One is child life, clean and bright;
And one an altar kept alight.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member WILLIAM SOUTAR cinquainista

A Perthshire Lad
Grew to manhood on the river Tay,
Writing poems ,most every day;
Cinquains,epigrams,whigmaleerie-
His diary of a dying man,left
Telling observations, for all to see.


Tribute to William Soutar
Form: Rhyme

Just the Facts

writing a rhyme
never a crime
a man wearing pink
his manhood won't shrink
quickly they'll label
their lives unstable
the names will stay
never for play
before the judgement is made
make sure facts will never fade
Form: Couplet

Premium Member Noahs Hives

Where did Noah keep his bees? In the Ark-hives Groaning from my hairline down to my manly thighs Got an offer from Hollywood To star in a film bout manhood They were astounded by my jumbo and sexy eyes
Form: Limerick

Forever Alone

I drugged my demons
Ritualistic suicide
Speaking the word
Of indifference-
I woke one day embodied in manhood–
Self searching –
Self seeking-
I began the anatomy of a prince in ruins-
The legend remains,
A child-

Does Not Manhood Kill the Boy

Does not manhood kill the boy,
each falling leaf a tree destroy
or shall the substance of past things
return to us though memory brings
but shadows' forms unless confirmed,
cast anew and reaffirmed
by us at present living?

Temporal Extension

Truth
that never lets up
is cruel.
Objectively, Daniel was real
for two afternoons a month
plus a long story of checkered youth
and shaded manhood.
But when he has died
Daniel's reality looms over her
like the god of storms.

Premium Member Proud of My Wee Friend

Had this super duper dream last night Took on ten men single handed, oh what a fight Came away almost unscathed 'Cept my manhood got defaced Was proud of my wee friend, what a horrible sight © Jack Ellison 2015
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Poor Sam Hose

Poor Sam Hose was tied to tree Soaked in kerosene, lit a thousand degrees His flesh roasting, the mob sliced off pieces Laughing at his screams for mercy from Jesus They took his manhood, fingers and ears Poor Sam Hose was a souvenir
Form: Verse

Last Novena

The manhood
of a nation
marching in the breeze
Chasing what
the dead have wrought
taunting its reprieve

Caught within the voices
of forgotten
yesterdays
The winds of war
but nine days off
— as mothers kneel to pray

(Dreamsleep: May, 2024)
war
Form: Rhyme

A Troubled Son

A child grows, but not the way you hoped both strong willed and wayward thinking troubled teens and young manhood lead to a troubled life drugs and a jail cell anger and doubt never heard that screams pain
For the contest "A Nonet"
Form: Nonet

Desire

Desire His wide shoulders Flowed to narrowed waist Her eyes locked on his vast manhood Muscled sculpture captured smooth perfection Her tongue caressed his lower lip Spreading thighs he entered Fulfilling her Desire © Kim van Breda – 22 October 2014

Awaits What

Darkness we had
Light awaits
Life we celebrate
Death awaits
Manhood we had
Oldage awaits
Strength we had
Weakness awaits
Crowds we had 
Lonliness awaits
Friendships we celebrate 
Envy awaits
Love we had
Hatred awaits
Downfalls we had
Heights awaits


09/07/2022

Uh-Oh, Only Karen Would Die From That

A Netflix and chill night with Karen Speld my sister,
then a ridiculous game of that ludicrous Twister-
Hands awry and bent, Sam's manhood she did touch,
she did hit her head, but died from laughing too much!



A Funny Epitaph Poetry Contest
Jesse Rowe
September 17, 2018
Form: Epitaph

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