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Proud of My Wee Friend

Had this super duper dream last night
Took on ten men single handed, oh what a fight
Came away almost unscathed
'Cept my manhood got defaced
Was proud of my wee friend, what a horrible sight


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Laura Breidenthal

September 19, 2015 at 10:07 PM

Ouch! Thankfully it was all just a dream! Hope you're having sweet dreams tonight! Always, Laura

Carol Eastman

September 17, 2015 at 6:22 PM

But what a way to go, for wee Willie. At least it was only a dream, or the repercussions would have been a dilly! PS. Letting you know I will be getting my pacemaker for my heart replaced tomorrow. Will be back the next day good as new. Not worried. Have done this 2 times before. It's a pain in the... you know what. But not a big thing.

Jack Ellison

September 18, 2015 at 7:43 AM

I imagine hubby is with you to drive you home RIGHT! That's crazy shipping you home the same day! YIKES! Good luck dear Carol! xxx

Carol Eastman

September 17, 2015 at 6:24 PM

It'll be done outpatient. Now that outpatient thing is what scares me. Last time I wasn't awake yet when they put my clothes on and shipped me out the door! Don't want my butt accidently sticking out. They could at least let me wake up first! LOL! But no problem. Grandpa Troll will carry me out to the car. And Dragon says he'll have an all day Lollipop and one of his most favorite cookies waiting for me... RIGHT! LOL... Expect the munchies to hit him as soon as I dissappear! Silly Dragon... But cute!

Tim Smith

September 17, 2015 at 3:25 PM

He just peeped out to say hello....didn't want to be part of the show...now he's sad...hurt's real bad....gonna close his eye and hunch real low

Jack Ellison

September 17, 2015 at 3:37 PM

You'll have it made in the shade if you can combine your romancingness with your limerickness!!! Give it a shot!

Michael Tor

September 17, 2015 at 11:53 AM

Jack I hope your wee friend is ok. I know your up there in the years but he is so vital to ones image. Lol. Very funny

Jack Ellison

September 17, 2015 at 3:17 PM

When I talk to him he answers but I haven't actually seen him for a while... overhang! LOL

Eileen Manassian

September 17, 2015 at 11:11 AM

Hope your wee friend....oh...I can't even come up with something witty. Good write, Kenny. Hugs

Jack Ellison

September 17, 2015 at 11:22 AM

You're a witty-less kitty.Miss Boop! Hope all is well with you and hubby! Cathie shows me pictures of you guys on your site! Looks like you two are enjoying yourself! Love, Kenny! xxx