Short Make Whoopie Poems

making whoopie while social distancing
a most magical and wonderous feat
but you must have a long tool
or become the town fool
as you plead with and stretch out your weenie...

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Ludens of Earth.
Sadly, not impressive.
Whoopie cushion.
Dunce hat, class clowns, and thieves.
Breakfast club candidates.
Barbecue with the fam in London.
American Dad at a sweet sixteen party.
Tonight on Daylight, “back to you John.”
“Your kid online.”...

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not just any jokes;
but a humorous prank,
in dirty deeds and actions.
a banana peel for slipping,
a whoopie cushion for surprising.
series of sarcasms for icebreakers,
at last, untold execution of tickling for random giggles.
and maybe a secret diss in your wish list....

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Under my school desk

I crouched waiting for a brilliant light
to fill the sky, the brightest ever seen,
while our teacher, a Catholic nun,
looked over the class, calm and serene.

A little girl glanced over and giggled to me,
"Isn't this fun!" as she knelt on the tile.
I returned a nervous grin and said, "Whoopie!"
I thought the last thing I'd see would be her smile.

. for public domain...

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