Short Lonnie Poems

Ham 'n' Eggs
Lonnie Donegan Races up the UK pop charts 1956

© Harry J Horsman 2015...

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There was a thief, name of Lonnie Lumpkin
Accused of stealing a thousand pumpkins
   He put them in trees
   They stank in the breeze
Wud-ja expect from a Count-Tree Bumpkin...

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Upon unfettered twinkled mornings
           with chortle memories spawned
Lil Lonnie, was sprinkling sculptured sandcastles
                        with fairy dust !



                  Copyright McCuen 2009...

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These are the male names I rhymed.
It has taken some thyme.
Tome-Jerome, Guillaume
Richard- Redford,Clifford,Conuford
Willard-Gerard,Barnard,Cunard
Wilton, Parton, Clayton, Keaton
Wayne- Dwane,Germine,Jermaine
Rolland-Gilbert,Eabert, Delbert, Norbert
Ronnie- Johnny, Lonnie
Jerry- Barry, Gary, Harry, Larry,Geoffery
Derek- Garrick, Eric, Herrick, Fredrick
Raymond- Grimond, Richmond, Osmind...

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Shel was a pecksniffian, hypocritical goody-do.
Acted like most people were gum on her size ten shoe.
Her daughter Sue brought home a nice guy named Lonnie Lou
With pharisaical precision Shel lambasted him red and blue

A year later Sue ran off with Lonnie Lou to Kalamazoo
Shel has never met her granddaughters, Laurie Lynn or Linda Lou
She is not likely to ever meet them either, confided Sue
What she did to me, I will never let her do to my two....

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Big Bottom Gal

Fannie
Annie

Senior Citizen

Oldie 
Goldie

The Cleverer One

Sharper
Harper

Loves to Wear Negligees

Lacey
Gracie

Weird-sounding Girl

Nasal
Hazel

Miss Orderly

Tidy
Heidi

Routine Girl

Daily
Hailey

One to Emulate

Be a 
Gia

Another One to Emulate

Be a
Mia

So Cute

Bonnie
Lonnie

The Wild One

Crazy 
Maisie

Out of Her Weight Class

Puny
Junie

Extra Small

Skinny 
Minnie...

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