Short Librarians Poems

Books borrow brains
Worms were weary
Librarians like life
I like intelligence....

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Owl somehow turned into a brand new encyclopedia tonight
His powerful wings changed into pages, as he flew out of sight
How did it happen? Some of the other librarians asked, amazed.
We have no idea, but he transmogrified, said a Thesaurus named Graze....

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Jotting down juicy journalism 
Opening oodles of oppressed optimism    
Understanding unity usually unites universally 
Relinquishing random rants 
Naturing neat notions never noticed
All adventures allow an ample accumlation of antadotes   
Love literature like a libidinous librarians long lost lover...

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Learned Latest About Trump

About Trump were allowed to learn the latest;
Gargantuan, gorgeous and also the greatest;
Adores agragarians,
And loves librarians;
Has become hard to digest and we do detest.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Doctor of Limericks, DOL

I do love creating and doctoring 
up limericks....

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Light Bulb Thinker settled down to concentrate on work
Ideas were parading, from his job he did not shirk.
Librarians hushed their clientele, so LBT could think.
Phrases and vocabulary came to him in green, yellow and pink.

Wonder what is happening? Another thinker asked.
Not sure, said the book worm, is he comfy and masked?
Does he have to be? A patron asked in a hushed tone.
They watched the amazing thinker, as he sat still as stone....

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Remember the move, The Music Man? 
How our hero was terrified of librarians.
He said they wanted marriage.
They were hunters and trappers.
They look unassuming and innocent.
Their ways are wily, their traps are sneaky.
This librarian is one of those. The men do not know yet.
They are checking out books like mad.
Pretending they know how to read. 
I am the older librarian now. I sit back and smile.
Remembering when the young lads discovered me....

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