Morning Glory - For Chris Green

This isn’t a fisherman’s story - Chris woke to a huge morning glory But until it goes down Poor Chris wears a big frown As he can’t use the lavatory! Posted with kind permission of Chris Green Inspired by banter after reading his poem ‘When I look at you’ 01~13~17
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Date: 1/15/2017 9:15:00 PM
Enjoyed the humor Jan. Well done. love phyl
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Jan Allison
Date: 1/16/2017 4:40:00 AM
Thanks Phyllis:-) Happy New Year:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/15/2017 9:17:00 AM
LOL, sounds like a friend of a friend who overdosed on Viagra!!!!!
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Jan Allison
Date: 1/15/2017 9:25:00 AM
ha ha ha love that comment Jack:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/14/2017 9:08:00 PM
very funny... :) Jan,, Chris I'm sorry you can't use the lavatory :) Hugs
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Jan Allison
Date: 1/14/2017 9:11:00 PM
ha ha ha Eve I am so grateful for Chris allowing me to post this lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/14/2017 7:39:00 AM
Very entertaining, Jan:) Your witty well is bottomless! Hugs // paul
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Jan Allison
Date: 1/14/2017 9:25:00 AM
Some may think its the pits Paul lol :-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/14/2017 7:26:00 AM
This is a hilarious tribute, lolololol. Good Chris is such a good sport :D
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Jan Allison
Date: 1/14/2017 9:25:00 AM
I sent it to Chris for his permission to post it - thankfully he LOVED it:-) hugs Jan xxx
Date: 1/14/2017 5:35:00 AM
My Empress here is my comment: Who is there that dear Chris could blame?/ If there is one, we should put him to shame/ For Chris is a normal guy/ That lets things just to fly/ Each time he sees a beautiful dame!! A seven and many hugs dear, Jan!
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Chris Green
Date: 1/16/2017 9:25:00 AM
You've got that right Demetrios. :)
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Demetrios Trifiatis
Date: 1/14/2017 5:54:00 AM
Oui, mon amie, Toi!
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Jan Allison
Date: 1/14/2017 5:44:00 AM
ha ha ha that is a fabulous reply I must get Chris to read it lol:-) Empress - moi nooooo I am just queen of poop on soup lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/13/2017 7:49:00 PM
Everything is BIGGER in TEXAS!!! :)
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Jan Allison
Date: 1/14/2017 3:51:00 AM
ha ha ha great comment Arthur and according to Supertramp in Breakfast in America 'everyone's a millionaire' lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/13/2017 6:42:00 PM
hahaha!!!
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Jan Allison
Date: 1/13/2017 6:42:00 PM
I couldn't resist lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/13/2017 12:55:00 PM
Wonderful write! Love, Juli-Michelle
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Jan Allison
Date: 1/13/2017 12:58:00 PM
Thanks Juli-Michelle:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/13/2017 12:51:00 PM
You are Hilarious our dear sweet Jan . HAHA : )
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Jan Allison
Date: 1/13/2017 12:57:00 PM
I'm so glad Chris was happy for me to post this Charma lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/13/2017 12:36:00 PM
LoI! Jan, This is really funny. I see the man himself liked it as well:-) Alexis
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Jan Allison
Date: 1/13/2017 12:40:00 PM
Yes thankfully Chris was happy for me to post the poem - I did send him the poem to make sure he liked the humour:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/13/2017 11:47:00 AM
Jan, this was funny and the word "huge" in bold font, well, I'm not one to brag but.... :) Thanks so much my friend for this wonderful and hilarious poem today.
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Jan Allison
Date: 1/13/2017 12:01:00 PM
Thanks for being a great sport and letting me post it Chris:-):-) glad I made you smile:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/13/2017 11:19:00 AM
Haha....Hey Chris why the limp?? Just stand on your tippy toes : )
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Jan Allison
Date: 1/13/2017 12:12:00 PM
ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx
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Chris Green
Date: 1/13/2017 11:49:00 AM
Limp, oh that, I had a pebble in my shoe. Tippy toes, tried that but the water is still cold. :)
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Jan Allison
Date: 1/13/2017 11:22:00 AM
ha ha ha fab comment Tim:-) Chris was a great sport letting me post this lol:-) hugs jan xx
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