Short Lassie Poems
Short Lassie Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Lassie by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Lassie by length and keyword.
A grumpy old man named Bill,
Thought he was over the hill
Until a lassie walked by
And gave him the eye
Bill is smiling still.
A sea of
Purple, white and yellow flowers
Dancing along side of this hill, but
Tell me know, dear lassie,
Where are the sweet daffodils
A man went a-wooing a lassie
ill at ease with a great biggie
his face all blushing
and him stuttering
she thought him to be quite wacky
There once was a young Irish Laddie,
His Pappy said lets call him Paddy
since the day he was born,
twas green he has worn
and married a lassie named Maddy
A competition was held in Bulgaria
to find out which girl's legs were hairier.
The winning lassie
beat a huge chimpanzee
and a wiry old Irish Fox Terrier.
A smartly dressed lassie from Philly
Was quite adept at being frilly
She was ever so prim
When hanging around him
Something was special about Billy.
May 14, 2021
There's this sweet young lassie named Laura
When she visits, l fall on the floor-a
So excited am I
My heart doth fly
Till my wings, they get quite thore-a
Playing hide and seek with my clever pug
I hid in the closet snug as a bug
Tired of looking for me
She turned on the T.V.
And watched Lassie curled up on the rug
2/27/23
Timmy a bossy pain in the neck,
Lassie nudged him thinking what the heck,
Timmy fell in well,
Lassie feeling swell,
that is until it was time to get fed.
11-15-16
There's this sweet young lassie named Laura
When she visits, l fall down on the floor-a
So excited am I
My heart it doth fly
Till my wings, they get quite thore-a
There's this sweet young lassie named Laura
When she visits, l fall down on the floor-a
So excited am I
My heart it doth fly
Till my wings they get all quite sore-a
Ever been to the town called Tallahassee?
There you can meet a fine, pretty, young lassie
Tell her tall tales
Until she bails
Then leave Tallahassee all fat and sassy.
May 10, 2021
There's this sweet young lassie named Laura
When she visits, l fall down on the floor-a
So excited am I
My heart it doth fly
Till my tired wings, they get quite thore-a
Ahab puppy loved him some evil Jezebel
Lassie boy collar eyes wag the fancy tale
He sleep on her good side,
sob say the cuckold bride
Groomed so wail to fetch her bones in hell
Doggies are man's absolute best friend
The sweetest most loyal pal right to the end
Mine's called Annie
A bonnie lassie
After my first wife, her loss I couldn't comprehend
There was a young lady from Gloucester
Whose flippant ways really cost her
She snapped at a preacher
Who tried hard to reach her
And, finally, he up and tossed her.
written July 10, 2021
Once came a young lassie to the beaches
Her complexion was like cream and peaches
She strutted her stuff
Showing just enough
For the men to extend her their reaches.
written May 10, 2021
will ye go lassie
and go back home
to a place where
you belong
to yearn for
the soft rolling hills
and
the green fields of Ireland
now go, lassie go
go there
and
wipe away
all the tears
There once was a Scotch lassie called Sturgeon
Who ,in her youth ,was quite a curmudgeon
But when she took over from Salmond
She found that quite calming
And her better nature started to burgeon.
Once was in love with an Aussie lass
It's happened again my expectations are vast
A great weakness I sure have
Aussie gals know how to laugh
Anticipating a thrill totally unsurpassed
A little known fact, keep a young lassie as a pet
Cuddles me when I'm cold, my bippy gets wet
Cathie doesn't mind
Hates when I whine
Ah life's little pleasures, they tickle my epaulets
classy lassie I love…never will I ask her hand in marriage,
just poverty stricken Redneck boy…she would turn me down,
though I have silver in stars above and gold in the morning sun!
I once knew a sassy lassie
Who led me to a bank so grassy
So flirtatious was she
Her undulations so free
Boy! she sure had a classy chassis
http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-4.php
A sweet young lassie from Estonia
Was besought by a boy from Bologna
Taking her to a dance,
He wore his best pants
And gave her a corsage of begonia.
written September 1, 2021
There is an acting coach in Battle Creek
Who taught his theatrical collie to speak
Now portraying King Lear
He’s Time’s Dog Of The Year
And stars in Lassie Call Home in a week
1/15/22