Short Kilts Poems

Short Kilts Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Kilts by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Kilts by length and keyword.


Looking Up Kilts All Had Guilts Horn Haiku

Looking Up Kilts All Had Guilts Horn Haiku

He who walked in kilts
Also was standing on stilts 
Look up and feel guilt's.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Very Nice Veteran and Poor,
Petrified Poet
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Haiku


About Those Kilts

About Those Kilts 

By Elton Camp

It causes me neither harm nor hurt
If a man should decide to wear a skirt

To some in Scotland it must bring delight
I hear that over there it’s a common sight

But may it not spread to the USA, please
Who wants to see a man’s knobby knees

If a strong wind should happen to blow
Who knows what vile sight it might show

For Scotland, I’ve thought about this before
What icons are put on the bathroom door?
© Elton Camp  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Rhyme

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