Nomenclature
Gordon's gin
is not Scottish
but British
Canadian whisky
is better than nothing,
if all you have is nothing.
The name 'Gordon'
means -
'Large fort, big hill'.
This has drove many a Gordon
to drink, and dark poetry.
Pink Gin is for slim men
who brunch until lunch.
The Scots like to sword dance
in their shorty kilts
that's what too much whisky
can make you do.
Copyright © Eric Ashford | Year Posted 2022
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