Short Kilos Poems

Cheating her boy friend 
Love fake his 
To take revenge nothing to return
Onions She found her choice
Kilos of kilos to reach him weight
To bear with none than tears...

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K-aramay sa lahat ng oras, 
A-liw sa panahon ng lungkot; 
I-sang mapagkakatiwalaan, 
B-anayad sa salita at kilos.
I-law sa dakong madilim, 
G-abay sa naligaw ng landas; 
A-alalay kapag ikaw ay nabuwal, 
N-amamalaging tapat hanggang wakas....

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A plump woman lived in New York 
At Christmas dinner, ate much beef and pork,
Adding kilos to her fat
On a chair as she sat,
It broke down with a sudden creak


Secured the eighth position 
I Need a Good Laugh: 
Christmas Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsor- Andrea Dietrich...

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Wrong Guy, Guy

A pistol pressed against his skull
The policeman put him on his knees
"What's in the suitcase?" The policeman asked
Referring to the suitcase full of anchovies
nothing but samples for a trade show
Sam Adams lied.
the police opened it up and found ten kilos of hidden cocaine
the policeman took it as illegal evidence and let Sam Go....

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Unfolding our hands, we are revolving around own axis
On the grass, not on the concrete!
Shouting the most clever kids

Loosing the ground under feet
Only clouds can stop us,
That we are not thrown into Space
Hard to lift ten kilos boulder never ever existed
The same like someone nausea

Now I know how it is, playing around of being drunk
Almost like an adult to lie on the grass 
With throbbing heart 
Happy...

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At Life’s Early Phase,
Your feet on trembling base,
It is Evil that pays
And its music that plays …

At life’s Incipient Stage,
When one isn’t of Age,
Vice A Thousand Kilos weighs
Not what The Bishop says …

And at vice Youths intently gaze,
Not at Virtues’ Sublime Rays;
Wrongs rejecting with “Sickly Nays”;
Not much from Life-Changing Sundays!

The whole picture asserts ‘A Craze’,
In sincere circles denied a half praise …

It is in youths habitual  
To be shakily spiritual....

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