Short Kiddies Poems

Yikes, kikes and three wheel bikes
Hide the kiddies, it's a scary night
Pull up the covers
Creepies do hover
Might upchuck your poutine, oh whatta sight!...

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The world according to Jack is happy each day
A sunny disposition keeps the nasties away
My advice to all
Big or small
Act like some kiddies in an three act play...

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The world according to Jack is happy each day
A sunny disposition keeps the nasties away
My advice to all
Big or small
Act like some kiddies in an three act play...

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Hello, I'm your anchor, Thor Buttocks
I report the news, some gay, some erogenous
In Russia, I've heard
Dogs don't poop turds
They poop out little kiddies by the bucket...

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There once was a kiddies teddy bears pram 
Teddy never managed to stay in,damn 
What a temper oh what a bore
Then Teddy feel and  hit the floor 
Ooh how I wish she was not such a sham ....

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Remember “Little Annie Orphan” way back when
Her faithful dog Sandy, who played the mandolin
Clever old mutt
Brains up his butt
A joy for all us kiddies from end to begin...

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When you see a big yellow school bus
Take care, a bunch of kiddies are making a fuss
Jumping up and down
Acting like clowns
Must be cautious, their hormones are in surplus...

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My wife was once a school bus driver
Brave lady she's still in therapy, a survivor
It's quite a sad tale
At times gets derailed
Aims at kiddies with words I can't decipher...

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Silent nights were when the kiddies went to bed
Memories of those long-ago times invade my head
Such joyous times
Times so sublime
They leave me with only sweet memories instead...

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Very happy with my new fridge magnet
Up to now twelve fridges it did attract
Now that's very literal
Should explain it to all
You see... oh never mind, just ask your kiddies in fact...

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If you're planning a party with fun to the rafters
Call me for a quote to provide mucho laughter
No real naughty stuff
To make kiddies blush
Just giggles with the promise of naughties thereafter...

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In spite of the news, it's time for some giggles
Forget about threats of long-range missiles
Just chuckle and yee haw
Don't you worry, pshaw
Though the guys in charge are surely infantile kiddies...

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If you're planning a party with fun to the rafters
Call me for a quote to provide mucho laughter    
No real naughty stuff
To make kiddies blush
Just giggles with the promise of naughties thereafter...

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Okay all you growed up kiddies, ready for this
Jack and Jill fell down the hill, the original premise
Well the true story is such
They ended up in a clutch
Humping and bumping till they spoke foreign dialects...

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Okay all you growed up kiddies, ready for this
Jack and Jill fell down the hill, the original premise
Well the true story is such
They ended up in a clutch
Humping and bumping till they spoke a foreign dialect...

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Okay all you growed up kiddies, ready for this
Jack and Jill fell down the hill, the original premise
Well the true story is such
They ended up in a clutch
Humping and bumping till they spoke a foreign dialect...

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Here's what momma octopus says to her kiddies
“If I've told you once, I've told you eight million times”
But they still don't hear
They're all arms, no ears
Can't all be Einsteins, some need to be octoconcubines...

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Silly pills are really quite expensive these days
Jokers like me need 12 a day, that's a lot to pay 
To remain this happiness queen
This infamous giggling machine 
Else I'm morose and lure kiddies into alleyways...

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Victoria and I have a secret, make sure the kiddies can't hear
Wear the same bras and panties, both sexual mouseketeers
Her panties are quite racy
Mine more frilly and lacey
Sexual bombs and both, I might add, have very nice rears...

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There's 86,400 seconds in every day and not even one to loose
Make the most of each one you're given, however you wish to choose
Flitter them away
Like kiddies at play
Be ready for the unexpected, simple things that light your fuse...

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My kitty for kiddies
Your paw for a hand
You've come to a swatting
where play comes to land

And wake up my senses
from pain to a scratch
When you offer me blessings
of play for a catch

September,6,2019
picture 2 of Free Verse or Rhyme Poetry Contest...

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Just because I've got messy hair doesn't make me a bad person
Imagine if I ran around reciting Skakespeare t'would surely be worsen
The general public isn't ready
Would make most unsteady
Kiddies would cry, old people would turn to perversion...

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With candyfloss and sticks of rock
Funfair rides made to shock.

Roller coaster big fast rides
All made to hide your eyes

The carousel and kiddies swings
Hoopla darts and all those things

Sandy beach and cockles too
These are the things I loved to do...

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With candy floss and sticks of rock
Funfair rides made to shock 

Rollercoaster big fast rides 
All make you hid your eyes

The carousel and kiddies swings 
Hoop darts and all those things 

The Sandy' Beach and cockles too
These are the things I like to do...

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There's 86,400 seconds in every day and not even one to loose
Make the most of each one you're given, however you wish to choose
Flitter them away
Like kiddies at play
Be ready for the unexpected, simple things that light your fuse


© Jack Ellison 2016...

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