Short Kiddie Poems
Short Kiddie Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Kiddie by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Kiddie by length and keyword.
Old is...old is... old is... me
Used to be young... do you believe
Played kiddie games
Times have changed
Do you believe it... it's me!!!
The physician mixed a kiddie 'cocktail'
The young patient swallowed it and turned pale
He quickly went under
But the doc had blundered
He'd put in a pint of hundred-proof ale
A dingo ate my baby
It came into the tent
Gobbled up my kiddie
Farted, then it went
The dingo ate my baby
It’s a terrible disgrace
It swallowed up my nipper
And it didn’t leave a trace
Hello! It's me, I used to be much taller
Shrinking quite fast, soon be a wee bawler
Wear diapers, kiddie kind
Losing my brilliant mind
Revert to a youngster when I was a lot smaller
Limerick : Once a Nanny looked for a Manny/Mannie
Once a Nanny looked for a Manny
And found the father of her Kiddie
Poor Cuckold gave assent
With his Girlie’s consent
Now all five live in One Bliss House free.
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013
KIDDIE SCORN
Little boy blue went
looking for a stray
He came upon a
maiden asleep in the
hay
Said he, I’ll slip
round and kiss her
awake
But found he’d made
a bad mistake
For pretty Nell,
though small in
size,
Sent Blue a crying
with two black eyes
Giddy
Kiddie
Purdy
Birdie
Funky
Monkey
Lucky
Duckie
Picky
Chicky
Loggy
Froggy
Wiggy
Piggy
Squirmy
Wormy
Tidy
Spidy
Lucy
Goosy
Lovey
Dovey
Holiday time
a happy occasion
drink and be merry
But after eight or nine drinks ...
(I can hold my liquor with the best of them)
~ Here’s the epilogue
Honey, pour me another of those
‘kiddie eggnogs’
Who's This Living Under the Sea?
Who is a yellow Sponge that lives in a Pineapple
Under the Sea ?
He's comical and theatrical and very, very funny to me!
I watch him everyday on Kiddie TV!
Copyright McCuen 2008
I saw them lock eyes
she smiled and they had a moment
then she changed like a mirage as she got closer
it dawned on him what happened after a while
she' s like a kiddie pool
so shallow and not very polite
so fake and so un-neat
maybe someday
my hope is without too much pain
she'll be able to see
maybe even change
Form:
Spike Milligan..Tommy Cooper Stan and Laurel, Mr Bean Norman Wisedom
Larry, Moe.. Curly Joe And Rik Mayl all
Greats all clean.'
Un-usefull goons..starmer, carney, (albanese, kiddie-fiddler.?) They're all
Like a disease.' Not hard to catch' in
Fact right in
Your face.' Terrible examples..And
Just a waste of earths good space l.!
Who's Yellow and Bubbly, Super-Soft and Cuddly?
O, Who lives in a Pineapple under the Sea
all yellow and bubbly ,super- soft and cuddly
Who has a pet snail who leaves a long trail
and who'll make you giggle and never fail
Who's obsessed with his job
and can sure cure any sob?
It's Spongebob-on kiddie TV!
Copyright McCuen 2008
A mouse is included among the order of rodents.
Nobody wants them as permanent residents.
Mr. Mouse is a creature we can live without.
He is considered a pest without a doubt.
Mrs. Mouse and all the little kiddie mice
are also never considered nice.
Each one is a nuisance we have to rout,
so get all the baited traps out.
Listen to poem:
Black and white television set
First one in the neighborhood
Rabbit ears adjusting the reception
Rotating dial to change channels
Kiddie cartoons and Roy Rogers
Weekly ritual of Saturday mornings
Much talked about Sunday nights
Ed Sullivan his prestigious guests
Staying up past our bedtime
Honeymooners and I Love Lucy
AP: 1st place 2022
When I am down,
When I am up,
When I am at a stand still,
When the roller coaster of my life is running,
My friends are there.
Most people don't understand,
When they do clearly.
Most people don't care,
When they do greatly.
Most people don't know,
when they do Intelligently.
Weather I am on the Raging Bull,
Or the Kiddie Coaster,
They are there.
I sit on a wooden bench near the fountain
Watching the birds dip into the warm water,
Like children splashing in a kiddie pool
A euphoric feeling of pure contentment
Washes over me in waves of satisfaction,
With peace and happiness filling me up
To the brim of my being, I am in love with life,
I tell myself, and I can't deny the ecstasy.
written January 26, 2022