Short Kiddie Poems

The physician mixed a kiddie 'cocktail'
The young patient swallowed it and turned pale
   He quickly went under
   But the doc had blundered
He'd put in a pint of hundred-proof ale...

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A dingo ate my baby 
It came into the tent
Gobbled up my kiddie
Farted, then it went

The dingo ate my baby
It’s a terrible disgrace
It swallowed up my nipper
And it didn’t leave a trace...

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Hello! It's me, I used to be much taller
Shrinking quite fast, soon be a wee bawler
Wear diapers, kiddie kind
Losing my brilliant mind
Revert to a youngster when I was a lot smaller...

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Limerick : Once a Nanny looked for a Manny/Mannie

Once a Nanny looked for a Manny
And found the father of her Kiddie
Poor Cuckold gave assent
With his Girlie’s consent
Now all five live in One Bliss House free.

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013...

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KIDDIE SCORN

Little boy blue went
looking for a stray
He came upon a
maiden asleep in the
hay
Said he, I’ll slip
round and kiss her
awake
But found he’d made
a bad mistake
For pretty Nell,
though small in
size,
Sent Blue a crying
with two black eyes...

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Giddy 
    Kiddie

    Purdy
    Birdie

    Funky
    Monkey

    Lucky
    Duckie  

    Picky
    Chicky  

    Loggy 
    Froggy

    Wiggy
    Piggy
 
    Squirmy 
    Wormy

    Tidy
    Spidy

    Lucy
    Goosy

    Lovey
    Dovey...

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Who's This Living Under the Sea?


    Who is a yellow Sponge that lives in a Pineapple          

                             Under the Sea ? 

He's comical and theatrical  and very, very funny to me!

             I watch him everyday on Kiddie TV!



                      Copyright McCuen 2008...

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I saw them lock eyes
she smiled and they had a moment
then she changed like a mirage as she got closer
it dawned on him what happened after a while
she' s like a kiddie pool
so shallow and not very polite
so fake and so un-neat
maybe someday
my hope is without too much pain
she'll be able to see
maybe even change...

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Who's Yellow and Bubbly, Super-Soft and Cuddly?

O, Who lives in a Pineapple under the Sea
all yellow and bubbly ,super- soft and  cuddly
Who has a pet snail who leaves a long trail
and who'll make you giggle and never fail
Who's obsessed with his job
and can sure cure any sob?
It's Spongebob-on kiddie TV!



   Copyright McCuen 2008...

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A mouse is included among the order of rodents.
Nobody wants them as permanent residents.
Mr. Mouse is a creature we can live without.
He is considered a pest without a doubt.
Mrs. Mouse and all the little kiddie mice
are also never considered nice.
Each one is a nuisance we have to rout,
so get all the baited traps out.
...

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When I am down,
When I am up,
When I am at a stand still,
When the roller coaster of my life is running,
My friends are there.

Most people don't understand,
When they do clearly.
Most people don't care,
When they do greatly.
Most people don't know,
when they do Intelligently.  

Weather I am on the Raging Bull,
Or the Kiddie Coaster,
They are there....

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Listen to poem:

Black and white television set
First one in the neighborhood

Rabbit ears adjusting the reception
Rotating dial to change channels

Kiddie cartoons and Roy Rogers
Weekly ritual of Saturday mornings

Much talked about Sunday nights
Ed Sullivan his prestigious guests

Staying up past our bedtime
Honeymooners and I Love Lucy



AP: 1st place 2022

Posted on March 9, 2020...

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I sit on a wooden bench near the fountain
Watching the birds dip into the warm water,
Like children splashing in a kiddie pool
A euphoric feeling of pure contentment
Washes over me in waves of satisfaction,
With peace and happiness filling me up
To the brim of my being, I am in love with life,
I tell myself, and I can't deny the ecstasy.

written January 26, 2022...

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