Short Kick Some Butt Poems

Crack this nut
Crack that nut
Do it and…
I’ll kick your butt

Ya don’t do crack
Ya wipe it
Yer just a hack
If Ya like it

Ya don’t get off
Ya get away
Yer just a goof 
If Ya like it...

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I am so tired
my mind is wired
I got no sleep last night
so I'm ready to fight
kick the butt of the man
who has no plan
thinking I should run
for his pun
it's a fools game
and I won't share blame...

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sunny and warm 
clouds invade 
rain starts to fall 
it pours 
thunder cracks 
broken branches tap against the glass
the noise is so irritating 
it makes want to kick some......butt?
is this a suckish rhyme or what?...

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Lazy is as lazy does
we all fight and die because
we're lazy people all the way
so get off the stupid couch today

Be like Gerad and lose some weight
eat low fat and stop the hate
do your laundry, mow the grass
or I'll come and kick your ... butt!!!...

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Because I'm not wearing green on Saint Patrick's Day, a man gave me a pinch and I gave him a punch.
I hit that moron so hard in the stomach that he lost his lunch.
About an hour ago, another man pinched me and I kicked him in the crotch.
He fell down and started crying like a two year old, he deserved what he got.
Nobody else had better pinch me for not wearing green.
I'll kick your butt if you pinch me because I'm very mean.

(This is a fictional poem.)...

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