Short Kangaroo Poems

The kangaroo
Is the star witness in
The kangaroo court...

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Large blonde kangaroo
Wild interacts with my crew
We play at the zoo


By Robb A. Kopp...

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I would jump up and down 
instead of walking
and do what I did 
when I was a child 
in a natural way...

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Put me in my mama’s pouch.
Let me sleep unharmed.
It’s better than any new couch.
My life would be so charmed....

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The koala is cute and cuddly
On leaves she likes to chew
She also has a tummy pouch
Like the possum and kangaroo...

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Coronavirus Down Under
Was caused by a major blunder
A kangaroo court
Supported cavort
Spreading the virus asunder...

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Kangaroo Hop  by James Edward Lee Sr.

Hipperty, hop, hop
Kay the Kangaroo does the,
Bunny hop, hop, hop


12/03/17...

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A kangaroo was searching her mother
She happened to smell the leather boot of a human
And felt it’s smell is of her mother’s …...

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Katie Kangaroo was keen,
'Koala!' she had just seen,
'K!' said Koala,
And her name was Karla,
Which was why Katie's so keen....

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Pursued by a kangaroo click
The girl jumped on her pogo stick
Flashing her tush
Out in the bush
It was over pretty damn quick!...

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A young kangaroo pickpocket
Got nabbed when she tried to hock it
But Joey saw
Sex in the raw
And damned if he did not cock it!...

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There once was a kangaroo
He couldn’t scare things by saying boo
He put on a mask
And scared everything out of its wits
He even scared himself...

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There once was a girl from Peru
Who really wanted to be a kangaroo,
so she hopped up and down 
in her frilly night gown
and ended up in the loo!...

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Matilda blew her didgeridoo
With wallabies hopping two by two
Some dingoes dropped by 
To eat Shepherd's pie
Then off they went with a kangaroo....

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Ouch!

A hard nut from Burnham on Crouch
Got bit by a crocodile, ouch
He snuck from the zoo
With a bush kangaroo
And a dead crocodile in its pouch...

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did you hear about the kangaroo
who escaped from the city zoo
they simply jumped the wall
for it wasn't that tall
now the dolphins want to jump it too...

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A young ‘roo in Australia named Joe
At work, he was a no-call no-show
His boss he annoyed
He’s now unemployed
Where he works now, we really don’t know...

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Great White Sharks are a Gold Coast wonder
Though crocodiles may steal their thunder
But all surfers know
It is time to go 
When kangaroos line up Down Under...

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There once was a rhino from Timbuktu
Who considered himself a kangaroo--
   He took a big leap
   Landed all in a heap--
Sat up and played taps on his kazoo....

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Wily and creative in life, terrorizing in death
Understated breathless anticipation prances forth
jiggling quarts of kangaroo cacti exasperating my zany mother...

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There once was a sly kangaroo
Who was jealous of Winnie-the-Poo
   He tasted Poo's honey
   She found that un-funny
Warning: "My jar's not for you to unscrew!"...

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Last time I visited the zoo
I chatted with Mama Kangaroo.
She worried that as she hopped about,
Her infant roo would tumble out.
So I lent her my tube of Crazy Glue....

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Behind the scenes
Always wanting to win
Scoring
Kangaroo hops
Exciting buzzer beater
Tough sport
Basic dribbling
Always exciting
Last chance to win
Losing streaks....

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There once was an athletic kangaroo
Who came down with a bad case of the flu --
   He sneezed really loud
   Jumped over a cloud -- 
Landed with a red cape and an achoo...

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I wanna be a wallaby
And not just a wanna-be,
Not a kangaroo or 
Silly platypus

If I can’t be a wallaby
I think that I would wanna be
A plump and dumpy
Hippopotamus!
...

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