Short Kangaroo Poems
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Kangaroo Hop by James Edward Lee Sr.
Hipperty, hop, hop
Kay the Kangaroo does the,
Bunny hop, hop, hop
12/03/17
A kangaroo was searching her mother
She happened to smell the leather boot of a human
And felt it’s smell is of her mother’s …
Katie Kangaroo was keen,
'Koala!' she had just seen,
'K!' said Koala,
And her name was Karla,
Which was why Katie's so keen.
Pursued by a kangaroo click
The girl jumped on her pogo stick
Flashing her tush
Out in the bush
It was over pretty damn quick!
A young kangaroo pickpocket
Got nabbed when she tried to hock it
But Joey saw
Sex in the raw
And damned if he did not cock it!
There once was a kangaroo
He couldn’t scare things by saying boo
He put on a mask
And scared everything out of its wits
He even scared himself
there once was a cook kangaroo
who escaped an animal zoo
but a bread bubble gin
did fortunately win
head chef at a circus revue.
There once was a kangaroo
Who came from Woolloomooloo
She’d become a grouch
If you touched her pouch
It’s just something one shouldn’t do.
There once was a girl from Peru
Who really wanted to be a kangaroo,
so she hopped up and down
in her frilly night gown
and ended up in the loo!
Matilda blew her didgeridoo
With wallabies hopping two by two
Some dingoes dropped by
To eat Shepherd's pie
Then off they went with a kangaroo.
Ouch!
A hard nut from Burnham on Crouch
Got bit by a crocodile, ouch
He snuck from the zoo
With a bush kangaroo
And a dead crocodile in its pouch
did you hear about the kangaroo
who escaped from the city zoo
they simply jumped the wall
for it wasn't that tall
now the dolphins want to jump it too
A young ‘roo in Australia named Joe
At work, he was a no-call no-show
His boss he annoyed
He’s now unemployed
Where he works now, we really don’t know
Great White Sharks are a Gold Coast wonder
Though crocodiles may steal their thunder
But all surfers know
It is time to go
When kangaroos line up Down Under
There once was a rhino from Timbuktu
Who considered himself a kangaroo--
He took a big leap
Landed all in a heap--
Sat up and played taps on his kazoo.
Wily and creative in life, terrorizing in death
Understated breathless anticipation prances forth
jiggling quarts of kangaroo cacti exasperating my zany mother
There once was a sly kangaroo
Who was jealous of Winnie-the-Poo
He tasted Poo's honey
She found that un-funny
Warning: "My jar's not for you to unscrew!"
Last time I visited the zoo
I chatted with Mama Kangaroo.
She worried that as she hopped about,
Her infant roo would tumble out.
So I lent her my tube of Crazy Glue.
Behind the scenes
Always wanting to win
Scoring
Kangaroo hops
Exciting buzzer beater
Tough sport
Basic dribbling
Always exciting
Last chance to win
Losing streaks.
There once was an athletic kangaroo
Who came down with a bad case of the flu --
He sneezed really loud
Jumped over a cloud --
Landed with a red cape and an achoo
Introducing Australia's premier athlete:
he has big shoes to fill because he has big feet -
a champion of kickboxing and long jump too,
he's the unparalleled kangaroo.
I was once hopped up to visit the zoo
Until hopped upon by a kangaroo.
Never met such a female grouch!
She beat me until in her pouch
A can of snoose I placed for her to chew.
I wanna be a wallaby
And not just a wanna-be,
Not a kangaroo or
Silly platypus
But, if I can’t be a wallaby
I think that I would wanna be
A plump and dumpy
Hippopotamus!
The grass hopper jumps
the the bunny hops
the kangaroo jumps
and pigs love slop
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just whaz up?
7/26/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2021©
I went to Peru
And found a kangaroo
I tried to take him to a zoo
But then I found him in my room!
Now he's my pet
Jumping like a jet,
Oh how I regret
Ever taking him to my flat!