Short Intern Poems

Hillary, dillary... you're toast
Your spouse is at a wienie roast --
   His frankfurter's burned
   He's with an intern --
You look like you just saw a ghost...

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Youngest leprechaun intern was a mere boy of eleven
He was tiny though, did not look much older than seven.
Had a wide smile, and a jaunty way about him, was fun too.
He will do, the leprechauns of old said, Oh, yes, he will do!...

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An intern removes her blue dress
It's splattered and stained it’s a mess
Bill Clinton denied
She’d been at his side
Years later he’s forced to confess

Blue dress contest
Sponsored by Anthony Slausin 

12/29/19...

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Though given great thought, with nights that were long,
The doctor informs the intern - he’s wrong.
          
A great diagnosis by the book!
He gives the doctor a quizzical look.

Doc lifts up the sheet - “he’s been dead all along.”

1/30/2018...

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Sigh.
Not good.
It's your job.
He's bleeding, dude.
Do something for him!
My patient, and he's fine.
Your patient, and he's dyin'.
Why don't you care anymore, man!?!
You ever care?! Just want the t-shirt!?
Come on my scene again, you're the one hurt...

-Angel Fatale-
-ode to intern 1...

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 Ex-President Bill Clinton
Didn't make the same mistake as Nixon
He chose a female intern date
Which ended up to be a zippergate  

Personally I like Bill And think that he is an intelligent man
who made a terrible mistake that effected and probably affected many lives...

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A desperate intern named Jay Bence
Was longing to get some patients
I said, “Put in the time
Before making a dime,
Coz you first need to get some patience.”

He looked at me rather intense
And said my advice makes no sense
Since he didn’t heed
He soon was in need
Coz he never earned any cents...

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A new intern,
nervy, eager.

Old guy in bed -
terminal ticket to wherever.
He opens his eyes,
points a trembling finger
to something or other,
then speaks.

"Google me."

The young Doctor
only watches TikTok
for the cat videos...

This facile observation,
is not a metaphor
for anything at all.
...

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Tendrils of absolute enthusiasm 
Ooze out of Chase, our new eager recruit.
Let me get your coffee, he says to McFhazm.
The hardest guy to impress, the first one to shoot.
You and your newfangled ideas down, we all held our breath.
Too bad for you now, warns our other intern, Young Seth.
We thought Chase was crazy, and would get rebuked away.
But instead, McFhazm made him a V.P. by the end of the day....

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LIVING BREATHING TREE-

soul standing tree bares
 roots ever so deep they plunge
scattered like a hand
~
digs deep in the land
buried in the heart of God
depth so low it’s high
~
promised heartily grows
benefits salvations flows
jubilee holy
~
Hallelujah  grace
Deep intern righteousness depths
God gives life His breath


1/10/24
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2024©
HAIKU
...

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Pickety, Snickety
Reason A. Goodwin is
using a lexicon
to check the word

Reason’s a champion
alphaclopediack.
Not ev’ry intern can
find what is heard.

Reason A. Goodwin, the editor of World Book Encyclopedia Dictionary, 
was paid good money as a judge on the original Password Game Show.
The first time he used his dictionary to look up a word - the producers
commented that we could have paid any 'staffer' to do that.
...

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If in the end

Time be the only one true thing

Of actual real value

We in our hearts and minds possess

And we are able to lend

And may well in fact be 

The essence and piece of us we leave behind

Then with that in mind

Be kind and plentiful with your time

And spend it and spread it

Wisely

Amongst and with deserving others

Who also intern 

Are willing to reciprocate

And pay you the time of day back...

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miss understanding is a coincidence! we miss intern something! Don't understand the meaning! I tell you go left the man tell you right there going to be a miss understand you don't know which way to go! there be traffic jams! bad things if you miss understand something everything goes wrong! its good to have a good understanding! don't be immature the person that badge the witness of the miss understanding! there always going to be miss understandings! you got to understand that...

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I tripped upon some words
manifesting this line
but for the next
i might
take
my time
Watching rainbow
beams
flowing colour streams
from tips
of phoenix tails
just new born
and embers
bathe within the fire
of eternal sire
to watch its offspring's
final dawn
Adorn the words with letters
create spaces for the spaces
interlace the laced intern
combine the line
is written in the sand
No one understand
Welcome to my land
was your journey planned
dont clap
Just stand...

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Browning carpets
Stained cement
You’re lending time to those far spent
Catering to hands that won’t lift to plows
But you tell others they deserve
Can’t fall in line with those that won’t give just desserts

Assigned here with rumbling bellies 
They will multiply
Disconnect and disruption herein lies
You will never return
Loving is a burden
What did God mean?
This is not your purpose
Not your good

You sign in, check out
Count the hours
Get the credit
And honor Lot’s wife...

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