Short Innkeeper Poems
Short Innkeeper Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Innkeeper by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Innkeeper by length and keyword.
Of Nails and Wood
(A funny Tanka)
Innkeeper: Rooms $15
A night.It's $5 if you make
Your own bed.Guest says:
I'll make my own.Inkeeper:
"Great,"Get you some nails and wood!
Dorian Petersen Potter
aka ladydp2000
copyright@2011
September, 10,2014...
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Categories:
innkeeper, funny, humor, humorous, imagery, nonsense,
Form:
Tanka
Innkeeper Negotiations
Hello Innkeeper, I would like a room please.
For the night or for the week?
The night please.
He smiles at me with a nice smile.
I return the favor.
With or without stains on the bedding? He asks.
I stare at him hard.
Without please.
Okay, he says cheerfully, but that will cost you double.
How much is that? I ask him.
Three hundred dollars.
For the night?
He nods, and tries to give me keys.
How bad are those stains? I ask....
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Categories:
innkeeper, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Form:
Light Verse
kingdoms notes
You stole my far away kingdom
didn't say what for?
Said I didn't have the jurisdiction
to grapple my own crown
The ice resurrects steely bacteria
will our antibiotics endure?
I feel all elephantine
the piper is never paid
My foot prints are all asunder
on ancient sanded dunes
My ship is sinking
The troubadour sings
The innkeeper perilously on the cliff yelps
some erratum does he detect
...
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Categories:
innkeeper, anxiety,
Form:
Free verse