Short In This Neck Of The Woods Poems

A Neck of the Woods

A neck of the woods;
Where a person likes to live,
And also out neck.

Jim Horn...

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In this neck of the woods, necking is popular
Now that'a not unusual, sometimes use binoculars
To get some advice
On using a devise
To increase the screaming, exciting one's twaddler...

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Hey there baby 
Won’t stop even if you make me
Listen here from up there in the clouds
Hey there Mary
your words taste like candy
And where the hell
is your baby now?
Let's figure this thing out
Little did I know
Her skin taste like vinyl 
Starting at the top
Of her bodies sundial
A little bit misunderstood
Hey there two face
Why don't you smile
You should come to my
Neck of the woods...

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By a HAIR, the bullet misses
There's more than meets the EYE today
But the river's MOUTH is too wide, 
My NECK of the woods far away

The weariness hard to SHOULDER
This BODY of water my bane
No where to go, with heaving CHEST
Hard to STOMACH the fear and pain

The rifle BUTT again is raised
This last LEG of my life, ends here
My KNEE jerk reaction to cry out,
At the FOOT of one who kills us deer!...

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A red fox suddenly creeps
out of hiding in Rick's shed,
startling him...

"Whoa! Aren't you a fish out of water, sly one?,"  he asks

The fox freezes for a second,
confused by the question.

Rick fires off two more...

"So, what brings you to my neck of the woods?"

"Are you headed back to the wild?

And what did the fox say back, you wonder?
Nothing.

It snarled at Rick and slinked away
in a huff, furious...
it was called a "fish"


Date written:  09/06/2020...

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