Short If You Want My Honest Opinion Poems

They want an apology for subjective humor?
- What the hell do I really care?
It'd be nice to see my detractors try and do any better...
...I would like to try to...in...traduce y'all 
- To the truth of an honest opinion - Once and for all!...

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The comment of a girl younger than four
      is truer than any Delphic oracle;

To try to change it in your favor requires
      no less than a medieval miracle;

For hers is the honest opinion of a
      trustworthy mirror on the wall;

Though you befriend her with chocolate
     bars, toys and a marshmallow ball,

She sticks to her verdict and points at
     your wrinkles, warts and all !...

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The comment of a girl younger than four
is truer than a Delphic 
oracle.


To try to change it in your own favor
needs no less than a medieval 
miracle.


For hers is the most honest opinion
of a trustworthy mirror 
on the wall.


Although you befriend her with choco bars,
barbi dolls and a pink 
marshmallow ball,


she gives her verdict with finality
as she points at your wrinkles, 
warts and all!...

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