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Short Humerus Poems

Short Humerus Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Humerus by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Humerus by length and keyword.


Premium Member The Wife of Bath Made Me Laugh
The Wife of Bath
       She made me laugh
     Can't recall now precisely why

     It's something she stirred
       with her foot in her mouth
     and humerus in gooseberry pie...

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Categories: humerus, food, humorous, literature, wife, word play,
Form: Light Verse



Humor
Humor is easy to explain, 
It often comes from pain.
A leg broken times numerous,
Fractured my ribs, so humerus.
Because it's all about perspective,
You prospectively prospective-

Actually, I'm not really all that funny..
Sorry.....

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© John Jacks  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humerus, blue, humor, missing,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Holy Communion
A vicar once said to a nun Why don’t you and me have some fun She yawned and said, “Look, I’ve got the good book, So, just let me know when you're done.” *
19 May 2023 Contest: Funny, Bawdy or Humerus Sponsor: Tania Kitchin...

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Categories: humerus, rude,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Bone To Pick
Humorous? This could be one; rhyming rules are numerous, jumping through hoops nearly fun as bumping your humerus…
An Ae Freislighe, an Irish quatrain with abab and 2-syllable and 3-syllable end rhymes on lines 7 syllables in length. Poem should start and end with same word(s), but I used a homophone here, because, why not? https://www.writersdigest.com/write-better-poetry/ae-freislighe-poetic-form...

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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humerus, humorous, writing,
Form: Other

Book: Shattered Sighs