Short Huey Poems

Peanut butter, jelly, bread
Tony, Tiger, also Ted
Huey, Dewy, Louie
Triples you recognize

Gold, frankincense, myrrh
His, him, her
Bubbles, Blossom, Buttercup
All my threes are now used up...

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Disney
Mickey Mouse
Little Mermaid
Huey, Dewey, Louie
Disney

Disney
Donald Duck
Goofy Pluto
My favorite is Mulan
Disney

Disney
Think Frozen
Elza, Olaf
Snow White, Cinderella
Disney!...

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yosemite Sam
casper Friendly Ghost
huey Dewy Lou
grouchy Elmer Fudd
fastest road runner

bright bugs bunny
sweet daisy duck
chip and dale
Harvey comics

mickey mouse
underdog
wendy witch

sixties
cartoons

me...

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Her eyes shooting tracer bullets
Red then red, then red with anger
Her mind a battlefield of wonder
Strategic planing of her wit
Small Huey Choppers flying around
Dive bombing and landing
SWAT teams sent in a covet attempt
Her Husband forgot

To take out the trash...

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f*ck justin bieber 
f*ck harold and kumar 
f*ck huey lewis 
f*ck star trek 
  
  
  
f*ck everything that isn't classical music 
f*ck art that doesn't make sense who the f*ck would pay 
5 billion dollars for splotches 
of 
paint 
  
  
  
f*ck mariah carey 
f*ck reading books 
get a kindle god dammit 
it's 2012 
and people still read books 
and listen to the beatles 
what the f*ck is wrong with you troglodytes...

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Donald brought Huey Dewy and Louie in to bake the pie.
Louie said, “Ouch! I got some of those seedlings in my eye!”
Things will happen, of course, and that’s okay, said Cy.
Who are you anyway? Asked Donald, as if he were a fly.

“He is our friend!” Huey and Dewy chimed in right away.
So Uncle Donald had to teach four to bake a pie that day.
They designed the top and put sugar on the crust.
If you are in town, stopping by for a bite is a must....

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