Short Hols Poems

Wobbly jiggle
Bit squidgy in the middle
Get trim for the hols!...

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Something that I never buy is frozen sausage rolls
The only time I do is just before the Christmas hols
We stuff them in the freezer to heat up on Boxing Day
I’ve just seen them still in there on this fifteenth day of May



15 May 2021
Sponsor: Line Gauthier
Contest: Surprise Me...

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Hail, snow, ice cold sleet,
Fur lined wellies,cosy feet.

Wind gusting,like an arctic blast,
Wayward brollies, flying past.

Hot sun shining,ice cone treat,
Sand so hot, burning feet.

All this weather,in one day,
One thing more,left to say.

Enjoy your hols,
Your in the UK.

31/3/2022...

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I dreamt of a treaty with Trieste,
but it was to get my mind off something else -
the Brexit.

In the treaty all would be good,
and I would have hols in Trieste
twice a year.

Do I take my bucket there and spade?
Do they have sand in
the city of Trieste?

Actually, I've just fallen in the sand.
Brexit's come to pass
and Trieste's wishful thinking.





6/24/2016...

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Who are we who stand as giants.
I crack her open and smell the joy
This is my adult toy 
I know I don't need you but I have to have you
Your Amber necter  gives me peace
Cold to the touch you warm my bones
You have knocked great kings from their thrones
Head of white full body lust 
After all we are only dust
Your hols and barley join with me
As I open the fridge ,oh no I only have three....

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Lord my God blessed indeed I am
for your ever wondrous kindness
when I look back since came to Christ
received your imputed righteousness

You have kept me in the faith
planted real desire for your truth
granting enlightenment to my mind
brings assurance as grace doeth

For this year so many blessings to tell
hols were bril  but Venice was best
read many pages heard much fine music
my Christine's love such God given blest!...

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Masked shoppers shouting hello
Who's that? I don't know
Is this the new normal?

Date nights with netflix
Sharing a bag of sunkist
Is this the new normal?

Al a cart supermarket steak
Not like dining out but still taste great
Is this the new normal?

Planning hols in nearby seaside town
Hoping it don't clash with another lockdown
Is this the new normal?

My wife's new lingerie is stunning
But without my new specs I can see nothing
Is this the new normal?...

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