Short Hilary Poems

Gloom
and doom-
swelling buds
start to give a
thrill-
bark 
expands,
contracts and
cracks..in thaw and 
chill.

*this week 0n the 14th...

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It seems that we’d not seen enough
Of young actress Hilary Duff.
What is the causative?
She’s body-positive;
I won’t be the one to rebuff!
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Hilary hiccups had helped
Hilary Hellstrom hide the
Historic helmet at her
House in the Hamptons
But the Hamptons held
Hilary Hellstrom hostage

JANUARY 9, 2021...

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Hilary Clinton lost the election
'Twas a blow to her ample mid-section
   Her campaign, deplorable
   Her speeches, so horrible
What's worse, her hubby lost his erection...

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Hilary Still Fine and Mine

Hilary had missed the mild and meek;
Dropped out and no one would seek;
Is Still so fine;
Wish were mine;
When too early had meet her peek.

Jim Horn...

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When Hilary Clinton the voters dumped
     They were stuck with Donald J. Trump 

If what's good for the goose is good for the gander
     ~ Does that mean President Bernard (Bernie) Sanders?i...

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When you’re writing ‘bout Hilary Duff,
then you know that your life’s pretty rough.
Seems the world’s on the brink,
but you sit here and think
‘bout avoiding the filters with 'mough'.
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hilary duff my sweet
command to meet the sweetness
love is dripping hot


leann rimes a god
the sweltering fortress of
life and love and sex

julia roberts
pace yourself in my mind cause
rotations are fast...

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Thumping Hilary

Hillary had thought trash of Donald Trump
And prayed him, that America should dump
She spent time on the jabber
That he was a ‘Pee’ grabber
The election came; Trump gave her a thump!

July 4, 2017

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Woodrow Wilson, back then a progressive
  Now considered a wholesale regressive ~
     Just think, Hilary / DJT *
     What will you soon be ~
  Deplorable compulsive-obsessive  



  *If Republican, read 'Hilary'
    If Democrat, read 'DJT'
    Alternatively, read 'JRB,' -- (Joseh Robinette Biden)...

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I want romance
Let's skip the boring stuff
Nothing gay like Hilary Duff

I want to write our name in the sand
I want to stroll hand in hand

A good hug everyday
The occasional kiss
I want thoughts of you and me to wonder amiss

Text or talk till we fall asleep
Instead of taking small steps, we can simply leap....

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How we laughed at those in 2016
  who required a ‘safe space’ to cry in
Their Hilary had lost to that brute, Donald Trump
  a ‘trigger phrase' – and off the edge they did jump…

Six years later, after ‘defund the police’
  ‘no more cash bail’ and ‘no time in jail’
We are all in search of a ‘safe space’
  ~ no matter our politics or race...

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Hilary Billary Shmock
The lady is purebred shlock

She 'Bill-ked' the Nation
Via Libyan abdication

Hilary Billary Thwock
Her tongue's a nerveless nock

She squawks and squawks
Paranoid deplorables-crock

Hilary Billary Shlock
Give her the old hemlock!


       April 15, 2019
A Realistic Hilary Clinton Poem contest
  Sponsor: Michael Wegman...

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There was a lady, Hilary the name

Whose husband never managed her to tame

He let her completely loose

Her abitions to make use 

For she wished as president to gain fame!






(c) Demetrios Trifiatis
      26 October 2016

10-10-7-7-10

*American elections are world elections for the future of the planet depends on them!
God save humnity!...

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Campaigning must be very laborious 
For democrat Hilary Clintorious 
Folks say she’ll oust Donald Trump
Enthroned when taking a dump
These nasty rumours are so darn spurious!


May God Bless America - she sure needs all the help she can get!

Thanks to Duke Beaufort for letting me use his line 'Hillary Clintorious'

1st August 2016...

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It was during the presidential campaign at a convention,
when I first met and shook hands with Hilary Rodham Clinton.
".. and what do you do?" she would ask of everyone,
whose hand she would shake at that convention.
Eventually,
Ms Clinton reached me.
".. and what do you do?" I was asked by Ms Clinton.
"The same as you," I responded smiling, "Absolutely Nothing."...

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Republicans Are Really a Rip (Rest In Peace)

Took a jab at Jeb
Who might be a Johnny Reb
Should he ebb and ebb?

Full of ridicule
Candidates can be a fool
Mind has a loose tool.

Leaving things a wreck
Not playing with a full deck
Running neck and neck.

Down path we were led
Vote for Hilary instead
Hear what she has said.

James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet...

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From opposite heads I hear crackles
you call me larry, even though I am Hilary
with my presence, lots of hate sprinkle
both minds convert to a dirty granary
forgetting that every problem can be tackled
to hatred, silence is an auxiliary
friendship suffering a swollen knuckle
but all these should soon pass a refinery
forgiveness cures the broken ankle
and makes life less complicated and ordinary...

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The generation gap is wider 
    than it's ever been
  Not enamored of LGBTQ
    you never will fit in

  And then there's good old BLM
    the family it would scrap
  and replace it with a tribal system
    ~ What a bunch of crap! 

  The young still can't get past Hilary  
    They venerate Ms. Abrams, Stacy
  As for me, I think I'll buy a ticket to the past
    where I can jeer and boo John Gacy...

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Hilary oh Hilary
Why are you such a demon seed
You lie you cheat and also steal
How did you keep from going to jail
They fired you from the Watergate
At 27 you were such a snake
Your husband Bill he ruled our land 
Puppet strings from your cold hand
Now you want a second shot
If you win then we are foked
So to my people of the U.S.A.
Vote Donald Trump to save the day
The man the myth the crazy fool
Either way we are so screwed...

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Out with the old; in with the new
A face from the past simply won't do
Joseph Biden's fairly melting away
Don't get ideas, Hilary
You've seen better days...

The same thing back in 2016 was true
Jeb Bush checked all the boxes then too
A moderate whose wife was Hispanic
Jeb himself spoke fluent Spanish --

His downfall precipitated by one fatal flaw
He was yet another Bush family member
                          ~ That ice never thawed...

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Hilary was in a killing hurry,
Not wanting to miss a math class,
In her growing worry
Shattered a glass!
Now, she must favor curry
With two stalwarts
Who wouldn’t let this pass:
Humiliation-loving Harry
Who sat his offenders on time-consuming grass
And pain-inflicting twin Larry
Who could crush a not too mischievous lass.

You take it, then,
One never knows when 
One is likely to a journey in a killing hurry
Tidy up before does a rickety lorry....

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Oceans of liberals got wet one day
Hung out to dry under the Hilary sky and skirt
Drip after drip
Drop after drop
God-less, parent-less, out of work
They abide by the Bernie rules
On socialist shores living on pennies
Thrown out the windows are old white men
Weathered corporations roll on the waves
Oceans of young liberals pray for war
Something more than fishing for a reason 
To continue, to be sure
Waving on a thin line cast in a fever
Shouting out “Trump no more”...

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