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Short High Maintenance Poems

Short High Maintenance Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about High Maintenance by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about High Maintenance by length and keyword.


Premium Member Hourglass
Hourglass figures 
come with a pretty price tag 
high maintenance plan...

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Categories: high maintenance, beauty,
Form: Senryu



High Maintenance Woman
A stunning woman, so beautiful and polite,
But causing concern, I'm thinking twice,
My girl puts my credit card to much use
Tantamount to severe financial abuse,
Although, I do enjoy her other vice....

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Categories: high maintenance, humorous,
Form: Limerick
For Kbr
I saw my muse today
She rode by on someone else's rhyme

And I continue to squat at the roadside

Crashin' words together
Slammin' words together
Rubbin words ...

Trying to get a spark

Something to ignite the tinder
of inspiration

And I shiver with nothing
to pen


I saw my muse with
someone else

Good Luck, pal

If her high maintenance don't
part you two

Her fickleness 
surely
will...

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Categories: high maintenance,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member High Maintenance Tm
HIGH MAINTENANCE TM

                                               In their
                                           unreal world,
                               women want high-end things,
                              like Louis Vuitton putting them
                                                in debt.
   



Trademark - Quintain Poetry         Sara Kendrick
Used How Many Syllables     
12/20/20...

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Categories: high maintenance, culture, society, women,
Form: Cinquain
Premium Member Don't worry, I don't even mind
I won't risk telling people that don't care
But I observe that dealing with being let down looks similar for two types
The lacking in confidence return yearning to be liked
The confident return assured they are not the factor 
I possibly require a repertoire of swears 
Of the promise and expletive variety
Because I'm less than tolerant when forgotten
I'll just tell the ether
As I wouldn't want to appear high maintenance...

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Categories: high maintenance, confidence,
Form: Free verse



High Maintenance Babe
Today
you look
like a peanut 
assaulted
in a bad neighborhood...

Back in time
you dreamed to date
Brad Pitt
but he was taken
from Angelina Jolie
a true man eater
then you hooked-up
with a hairy biker
a body builder
who is about to explode
like a thanksgiving turkey
feed in steroids and cocaine
like a pig in an all you can eat
garbage joint
who goes crazy
and beats the crap out of you
at night
and early in the morning...

See
it's white snow
but dogs poop 
on it......

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Categories: high maintenance, parody, thanksgiving,
Form: Free verse

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