Chef Harris

There once lived a local chef named Harris Claimed he trained at a school in Paris That he makes fine dishes Harris had grand wishes He couldn't boil water; married an heiress

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Valsa George

Date: 2/26/2022 8:56:00 PM

Great Limerick ! Though he doesn't know how to cook, he knows how to hook... that too a heiress! Really enjoyed, Alexis

Gershon Wolf

Date: 2/26/2022 7:29:00 PM

Ha, ha, ha, ha! Jokes on Harris and the heiress. (Very clever rhyme there, Alexis!) He's not chef, and does he think an heiress ever lifted a finger in the kitchen? Looks like they'll be eating micro-wave meals for a while... :) gw

Rico Leffanta

Date: 2/26/2022 11:09:00 AM

The pandemic has produced quite a number of desperate people . . .Enjoyed, Alexis! Aloha!

Eve Roper

Date: 2/26/2022 6:37:00 AM

Great Limerick, Alexis, love the last line. Blessings my friend

Joseph May

Date: 2/26/2022 5:57:00 AM

He must have missed the boiling water class..lol...Nicely done Alexis

Vijay Pandit

Date: 2/26/2022 5:09:00 AM

Somehow he impressed her. He knows the way to woman's heart.

Tom Cunningham

Date: 2/25/2022 11:27:00 PM

Lol, well he certainly landed on his feet. Have a lovely weekend Alexis. Tom

Deb M

Date: 2/25/2022 8:01:00 PM

Hi Alexis….a very cute and funny poem…enjoyed. Debx

Mystic Rose Rose

Date: 2/25/2022 6:11:00 PM

Was a fake Chef heh, glad someone could cook then, cute little limerick :)

L Milton Hankins

Date: 2/25/2022 4:01:00 PM

I like this, Alexis. Very humorous. I wonder what school he attended????

Alexis Y.
Date: 2/25/2022 4:16:00 PM

Lol! It said on the sign Kordon Blue. It sounds like the famous one. However, did you notice the spelling? That ain't the one. Not sure if works for the latest limerick contest but I had fun writing it. I appreciate that you stopped by-Alexis