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Chef Harris

There once lived a local chef named Harris
Claimed he trained at a school in Paris
            That he makes fine dishes
              Harris had grand wishes
He couldn't boil water; married an heiress

Copyright © Alexis Y. | Year Posted 2022

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Valsa George Date: 2/26/2022 8:56:00 PM Great Limerick ! Though he doesn't know how to cook, he knows how to hook... that too a heiress! Really enjoyed, Alexis Login to Reply

Gershon Wolf Date: 2/26/2022 7:29:00 PM Ha, ha, ha, ha! Jokes on Harris and the heiress. (Very clever rhyme there, Alexis!) He's not chef, and does he think an heiress ever lifted a finger in the kitchen? Looks like they'll be eating micro-wave meals for a while... :) gw Login to Reply

Rico Leffanta Date: 2/26/2022 11:09:00 AM The pandemic has produced quite a number of desperate people . . .Enjoyed, Alexis! Aloha! Login to Reply

Eve Roper Date: 2/26/2022 6:37:00 AM Great Limerick, Alexis, love the last line. Blessings my friend Login to Reply

Joseph May Date: 2/26/2022 5:57:00 AM He must have missed the boiling water class..lol...Nicely done Alexis Login to Reply

Vijay Pandit Date: 2/26/2022 5:09:00 AM Somehow he impressed her. He knows the way to woman's heart. Login to Reply

Tom Cunningham Date: 2/25/2022 11:27:00 PM Lol, well he certainly landed on his feet. Have a lovely weekend Alexis. Tom Login to Reply

Deb M Date: 2/25/2022 8:01:00 PM Hi Alexis….a very cute and funny poem…enjoyed. Debx Login to Reply

Mystic Rose Rose Date: 2/25/2022 6:11:00 PM Was a fake Chef heh, glad someone could cook then, cute little limerick :) Login to Reply

L Milton Hankins Date: 2/25/2022 4:01:00 PM I like this, Alexis. Very humorous. I wonder what school he attended???? Login to Reply Alexis Y. Date: 2/25/2022 4:16:00 PM Lol! It said on the sign Kordon Blue. It sounds like the famous one. However, did you notice the spelling? That ain't the one. Not sure if works for the latest limerick contest but I had fun writing it. I appreciate that you stopped by-Alexis