Short Handyman Poems

An handyman named Warren Peace
Was led astray by Auntie's niece
As a matter of fact
They were caught in the act
And her dad is Chief of Police...

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my name  sam
and i am
good  to  be around
i  clean  house up and down
i  don't just  stare
i  do care
and play fair
makes repair
put  me in your dailey plan
am a
HANDYMAN...

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As An Adult
Independent
Responsible
Reliable
Humble
Caring
Compromising
Unselfish
Admit mistakes
Consistently learning
Forgiving
Provider
Protector
Nurturer
Disciplinary
Counselor
Friend
Money manager
Cook
Housekeeper
Handyman...

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(Limerick)


A certain actress lost it all to a man
Who she thought was a great handyman
To have him around 
But was so astound 
When he left her and moved to Japan!


Dorian Petersen Potter
Aka ladydp2000
Copyright@2014


09.16.2014...

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I called a handyman whose name was Mack
For fixing plumbing, he had quite a knack
Mack became quite renown
Cuz each time he bent down
Fully exposed was his nasty butt crack!


November 4, 2022
A Funny Limerick -Make Me Laugh Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin...

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What about black lights in every room?
It is my man; he has called me on Zoom.
No thank you I say to my thoughtful groom.
He always wants to feature my artwork – BOOM!

We have black lights in three rooms already.
Not my fault I am prolific and paint neon steady.
Here comes our handyman name of Fast Eddy.
Putting up black lights –hey! Are you ready?...

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I had to chop some ice today
To free my snow-blocked car.
The sun was my assistant,
Helping soften from afar.

I borrowed from the handyman
A strong long-handled tool,
Which worked better than a shovel
And was really kinda cool.

It’s a gratifying feeling
To accomplish what you must
For when taking care of business,
Stress and worry bite the dust....

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I need the handyman to come give me a doorjob
my door don't lock so i might get robbed
it's annoying and always squeaking
everytime it rains or storms it gets weakened
i don't wanna have to go to the store
i'll be the only guy carrying a door
so this guy needs to come fix my door to my house
i'll kick him out if he shows up in a blouse
so the guy came to fix my door 
he fell through the floor
i don't know what to do 
i think i'll move...

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