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Mack's Butt Crack

I called a handyman whose name was Mack For fixing plumbing, he had quite a knack Mack became quite renown Cuz each time he bent down Fully exposed was his nasty butt crack! November 4, 2022 A Funny Limerick -Make Me Laugh Contest Sponsored by Tania Kitchin

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Suzette Richards

Date: 11/12/2022 5:18:00 AM

Terry said it best .... lol. Congrats, Jenna :-)

Terry Miller

Date: 11/12/2022 12:19:00 AM

This one cracked me up! Congratulations!

Janice Canerdy

Date: 11/11/2022 3:24:00 PM

Good one, Jenna. CONGRATS on your win! Janice

Terry Flood

Date: 11/11/2022 2:48:00 PM

Congrats on your win with this cracking yarn, Jenna. Terry

Tania Kitchin

Date: 11/11/2022 1:38:00 PM

Jenna, a cute and funny one, congratulations on your first place win!

Terry Flood

Date: 11/6/2022 2:52:00 PM

Well it’s somewhere to keep his wrench when he needs his hands free. So long as he doesn’t ask you to retrieve it. Fun Limerick, Jenna. Good luck in Tania’s contest. Terry

Jenna Logan
Date: 11/6/2022 5:43:00 PM

Ewww. No! Thanks Terry.

L Milton Hankins

Date: 11/4/2022 12:33:00 PM

Marvelous! Now this made me laugh out loud, Jenna. I can hear Tania laughing, too.

Jenna Logan
Date: 11/6/2022 5:42:00 PM

I hope she does and glad you did. Thanks Milt.

Tom Cunningham

Date: 11/4/2022 12:08:00 PM

Lol good one Jenna, builders ass we call it over here. Tom

Jenna Logan
Date: 11/6/2022 5:42:00 PM

First time I’ve heard that. Thanks, Tom.

David Kavanagh

Date: 11/4/2022 10:09:00 AM

You’ve certainly hit upon something revealing here Jenna, and it ain’t pretty!, ok a little bit is forgiven, but I’m sure the perpetrators are aware of their full butt crack showing, Dirty feckers as we call them in Ireland, brilliant Limerick, cheers David

Jenna Logan
Date: 11/6/2022 5:41:00 PM

Ha ha David. Thanks!

Nancy Kaufman

Date: 11/4/2022 7:59:00 AM

that was a cute on Jenna. You and Rico should team up perhaps?? Nancy

Jenna Logan
Date: 11/6/2022 5:41:00 PM

Thanks so much.

David Bose

Date: 11/4/2022 7:18:00 AM

Thanks for the good laugh to get me in a Friday spirit. But I need to read "Uttered" again to get something tamer than this visual in my head ... great job with both!

Jenna Logan
Date: 11/4/2022 7:28:00 AM

I'm glad this one made you laugh, David. Thanks for the read and comment. I just left you some advice on 'Uttered.'

Mark Koplin

Date: 11/4/2022 6:01:00 AM

Mack doesn't have much of a butt, but his crack makes up for that. LOL Jenna!

Jenna Logan
Date: 11/4/2022 7:27:00 AM

LOL Mark. His pants are very droopy. ugh!