Short Hagrid Poems

Hagrid had an egg on his table
And according to the told fable
	It hatched a male dragon
	He drank a large flagon
Then he named it Norbert not Mabel...

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Long time ago, a pup was born
The pup grew, eating a lot of corn.
The red pup grew so big -- bigger than Hagrid.
We share the same name
His was a fame, mine is just a flame
  ...flame that warms, not burn!...

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I never read fiction, Persnickety told me.
I urged her to read Harry Potter and she laughed.
A kid’s book! I am twenty-six-years old!
You would love it, I said.
I would not, she replied.

Five years later her cats were Hermione and Ron.
Her parrot had been renamed Dumbledore.
And she was making her husband call her Harry.
Did you read the books? I asked her.
Which books?
Harry Potter?
Oh, no, she said. I never read fiction.
Her four-year-old son, Hagrid laughed....

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