Short Guaranteed Poems

Short Guaranteed Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Guaranteed by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Guaranteed by length and keyword.


Mothers Day

9 babies for Halima Cisse
Are not guaranteed to bring bliss
With nine to feed
No time to breed
A Mothers' Day she'll never miss!
Form: Limerick


Premium Member cheap mug

this mugs cheap but full of cheer

guaranteed from year to year

unworn or tired

strangely admired

budget mojo always near.
Form: Limerick

Background Seduction

So,
if you 
like to play 
music while you
make love; choose
a live album – you’re 
guaranteed to get some 
applause every five minutes
Form: Shape

Premium Member A SIMPLE MESSAGE OF LOVE

Today…a simple message of love…
Guaranteed to keep any relationship on track….

Every time you borrow a kiss…
Make sure you give it back.
© Jim Yerman  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member We the People

Our children and grandchildren are guaranteed
not to live their lives in a free society
unless We The People do something very quickly presently.
Form: Rhyme


Whatever We Need God Has Guaranteed

Whatever We Need God Has Guaranteed

whatever we need
by God will be guaranteed
so we should stampede

Jim Horn

Getting close to 8,000 poems.
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Haiku

Premium Member Like a Fungus

I have a tendancy
to really grow on everybody, 
but then again that's the nature of yours truly. 
I'll grow on anybody 
like a fungus. That's guaranteed.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Life Insurance

Of a million stars
I indulge to see
Light so traveled
How few still be

Of a million fates
I am guaranteed one
So I bask in the life
Of my one little Sun

Bits and Pieces - Lottery Limerick

The  young man was just half awake
when his ticket was shred by mistake
the guaranteed winner
came out looking thinner
hope the crazy glue sticks for his sake.
Form: Limerick

Thwarted

thwarted are your attempts to sway me simply put; I have moved on. whatever your motivation may be guaranteed, I'm much too strong.

Premium Member Memory- Sunrise

My memory of nature never fades
Each morning sunrise is just guaranteed
Across the sky the sun always cascades
With light at dawn then nighttime must concede.
Form: Quatrain

Premium Member Memory- Sunrise

My memory of nature never fades
Each morning sunrise is just guaranteed
Across the sky the sun always cascades
With light at dawn then nighttime must concede.
Form: Quatrain

Satisfaction Guaranteed

He dribbled and tossed with a popeyed stare
As he caressed and slapped it fully aware
That  he played alone
With the wife not at home
The satisfying game of solitaire
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Propitiation

undeserved kindness

future blessings guaranteed-

Son's most precious blood





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Poetry notes:
10/6/2019

Image credit: Photo by Holger Link on Unsplash
© Mark Toney  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Senryu

Premium Member Nobody's Fool

Joe Manchin is nobody's fool
He will not recognize Bernie (Biden) Sanders' rule

  Guaranteed to bleed America's taxpayers dry
  Creating 'green jobs' out of pie-in-the-sky
Form: Clerihew

Premium Member There's No Forever

Often, in our day-to-day routine We take life for granted, life's guaranteed Enjoy each endeavor They're no forever We tend to lose sight of the overall scene
Form: Limerick

Guaranteed Money Back...

Stuck.  Glued.  Skewed.
devoted to devotion
dedicated to dancing
on a string

threw away the safety net
to take the chance on
just
once
more

give me a reason
to be here

Magic

hey, want a refund
bottle guaranteed new me
rub wherever needed
results four weeks
eyes, nose, skin, hair, body
no change

read fine print
does not work on finished products

Premium Member See the Difference

~ See the difference?! ~


For disrespecting orders
  Trump might fire you -- or he just might not

For disrespecting others
  Biden will fire you -- "guaranteed, on the spot"
Form: Epigram

Another Dose of Trump

Another Dose of Trump

Of Trump we experienced another dose,
Who is a loud mouth  and very verbose;
Another tear;
Pain in rear,
And guaranteed that he has been gross.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Come on home for Christmas

Powdered sugar atop the village.
Sweetened memories guaranteed throughout this year's holidays.
Home is where magic happens.



Wordku: 5-7-5 words

AP: Honorable Mention 2025
Form: Other

Premium Member Limerick Queens

Uncle Tom and me are limerick queens A bit on the feminine side we tend to lean Only speaking for me I still stand up to pee But wearing a bra sends a message guaranteed
Form: Limerick

Guaranteed For Life

You Ain't got pity
Just imagine if you were a screwdriver 
manufactured at craftsman tool factory 
and you spent your whole life in a tool box tray 
never to be used                 jb49
© Jim Bowron  Create an image from this poem.

Premium Member Sorry I Gotta Go Pee

Laughter is infectious, laughter is the key To a long happy life, with smiles guaranteed A life filled with joy For all girls and boys Sorry must end this, I gotta go pee!
joy
Form: Limerick

Bunny Flop

a limerick by Wayne Wysocki

The tortoise and hare had a race
But the rabbit came in second place
      So the notion that speed
      Makes the win guaranteed
Just isn't always the case.
Form: Limerick

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