Short Grr Poems

release the hounds
as the seven a m
trumpet sounds
but i'm just
trying to releave
my dog peeing on
what is my pissing grr

ound...

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Grr! I don't want to apply to work 
anywhere with high-sodium food;
I'd feel tempted, and my kidney stones 
might come back-- no good!...

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"Grr, I'm the washing machine."
You said.
I laughed so hard,
I couldn't think straight for 
What seemed like eternity.
I'm still smiling so hard that my cheeks hurt.
Is that what true happiness is?
I don't know.
But I truly hope it is....

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I almost stepped in some doggy pooh
Would've covered the sole of my shoe
Why can't folk use a scoop
to pick up THEIR dog's poop
Like sensible dog owners will do

It's a good job hubby had his torch - grr dog pooh  its my pet hate!

3/15/19...

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crish crash there goes moms last glass
mothers going to be mildly pissed off
i broke the last thing that gets her off
i could say my sister did it
but she wouldn't believe that
and she would know it was me
and she would pick up the glass she did see
she would say "you do this like every 30 days"
and i reply "sorry, mom, it just hates me in so many ways"...

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i hate when i dnt feel good 

it makes me feel like im going insane

 its hurts so darn bad that it makes me want to cry myself to sleep 

and then intill the next day

 the pain is so darn bad sometimes it just makes 

me wanna just stay in my bed 

sometimes the pain is so darn bad it is driving me crazy 

sometimes i just say grr pain cant you go away...

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You need to watch this 
Video of Godzilla 
so you will understand 
Godzilla 

Godzilla is a Giant iguana 
Dinosaur from deep in the Ocean
Who feeds on Radioactivity 

And eats People
And Matthew Broderick 

Godzilla speaks perfect English 
He says
I don’t care if you were in
Ferris Bueler 
Or on Broadway 
I’ll eat you just the same
Grr-roar Blah blah blah blue blue blue...

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