Short Get In Top Gear Poems

Miss Emily-Pinkerton Hix
was out on her bike doing tricks
she fell off in top gear
exposing her rear
I know because I have the pics...

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Dress
me 
O Lord
each new morn
in your attire-
to rescue others from the mire

Inspired by W B Yeats pem entitled 'He wishes for the clothes of heaven'...

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Jeremy Clarkies underpants,  voluminous they’re not
They’re oh so very tiny, but Jerry thinks they’re hot
Though Jeremy appears to be, big and tough and strong
In reality he likes to wear, a silky, lacy, thong
These garments can constrict a bit and often bring a tear
But a little pain is worth it when you know you’re in top gear...

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Remember the 7th of July
2013 is the year
the hero of Scotland
was in his top gear

Tennis is his ace game
Wimbledon was his target
the final test was at hand
Novak Djokovic was all set

But Mr Murray raised his game
overcoming all that came his way
his opponent fought very hard
but Andy boy won the day

Now Scotland have a king
what a racket he does bring
in our eyes we have a gleam
arise Andy Murray supreme

poetgord@2013...

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You had things wrecked with your Nope
And I could no longer cope:
I, who had the cleanest hope
Of conquering Rugged Slope,
Soon slacking for what I lacked
That your could give but out backed;
Showing how words strong zeal crack
And down the sound idea hack...

My defeat was your "Loud Nope",
Running a school fought with rope:

Twenty years ago you did 
And a Praised Talent was hid;
Presently A Mad Idea 
Poetry I face Top Gear...

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