Short Garbage Disposal Poems

I hear a cry from the kitchen:
“Who did it? Who’s the perp?
Who dumped down this slime and sludge?
The garbage disposal went burp!”




Contest Name: Your Best Quatrain
Sponsor: L. Milton Hankins...

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The major problem in the world today
Is dealing with world garbage disposal
Tomorrow will be much too late
Humans when faced with a life changing event
Man is usually affected
We mostly respond in a positive manner
Let's hope tomorrow will have a similar outcome ...

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the garbage disposal
a smoothy for the sewer to swallow the brew
but are you ever coming back to the barn
for nestling to feed from a beak full of gnats
can we share a world you and me and share the seasons
the colibri looking for nectar I invite to slurp sugar
as the bumblebee is looking for colors and me for a pay check....

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If I was a gnat I know whom I would bother
I would hide in their garbage disposal
flying up into their face when they ran water in their sink
I would hit them in the mouth, disgusting them

when I tired of being a gnat I would become a mosquito
buzzing in the ears of my enemies, biting them with gnarly teeth
in my smallness, I would finally get the revenge I seek...

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He likes an egg 
without a shell, cracked
by the careless act 
of a grocery store clerk.
There's always some jerk
who could make you sick
then read your obit
with a pained expression
as if that session
and consequence grim
had nothing to do 
with him.
The Og. loves 
spaghetti
is always ready
when you've got 
a question
of indigestion.
He loves a meal
of apple peel
(forgive me Giuseppi
of the Pinnochio 
story). I do not care 
for apple peel, 
and though the Og.
is  small, he
gobbles it all....

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