Short Fuzzy Wuzzy Poems

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a Bear,
but Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,
so really, if Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,
he wasn't Fuzzy woz he....

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Fuzzy Wuzzy wuzza fuzzy bear
Looked like a fuzz ball he had so much hair
But in all that fuzz
Lived a heart of pure luv
The sweetest damn fuzzball I do declare...

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Fuzzy Wuzzy wazza fuzzy bear
Looked like a fuzz ball he had so much hair
But in all that fuzz
Lived a heart of pure luv
The sweetest damn fuzz ball I do declare...

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Fuzzy Wuzzy wasza fuzzy bear
Looked like a fuzz ball he had so much hair
But in all that fuzz
Lived a heart of pure luv
The sweetest damn fuzz ball I do declare...

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Fuzzy Wuzzy waza fuzzy wuzzy bear
Looked like a fuzz ball he had so much hair
But in all that fuzz
Lived a heart of pure luv
The sweetest damn fuzz ball I do declare


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Let's dream up a fuzzy alias for CV-19
   How about 'Peter Pandemic'
   Amelia Bedelia-Bednemic'
   or 'Ronald McDonal-demic'

Not so fuzzy-wuzzy, eh
   Let's try another way --
Maybe 'Over-Polarized Systemic'
   C'mon. What do you say...

Hmm. I see you don't appreciate any of these
   Oh, well ~ My appellations don't grow on trees...

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i would love to have the chance to ask the dog star      are you Sirius?

John Tirious won't tell people his daughter's name      it's Miss Tirious

if i were fuzzy wuzzy and lost all my hair     i'd be furrious

when songwriters erase      are they "decomposing" or "delyrious"?


[i should know better than to dabble in such puns, after all i am a groan man]...

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