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Rhyme and Pun Ishment

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i would love to have the chance to ask the dog star are you Sirius? John Tirious won't tell people his daughter's name it's Miss Tirious if i were fuzzy wuzzy and lost all my hair i'd be furrious when songwriters erase are they "decomposing" or "delyrious"? [i should know better than to dabble in such puns, after all i am a groan man]

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Caren Krutsinger

Date: 4/29/2022 6:06:00 AM

You are a groan man. I want to use this now, but it would feel like stealing!

John Watt
Date: 5/2/2022 9:38:00 AM

Steal away, my friend. I too have been known to 'borrow liberally'.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/3/2022 12:31:00 PM

hey, by the way. Were these your OWN? If so, really good work there.

John Watt
Date: 3/3/2022 1:52:00 PM

Yes, unlike the Monday monokus I used to do, these were all original. Thank you, Andrea.

Joanna Daniel

Date: 3/2/2022 11:57:00 PM

Exceptional ones, John, I enjoyed every one of them, in fact, I am gonna fave this one:)

John Watt
Date: 3/3/2022 1:53:00 PM

Thank you Jo, I am honored by your fave and delighted that you enjoyed this!

Gershon Wolf

Date: 2/22/2022 6:01:00 PM

So, you are a 'groan man,' eh?! OK, John. I'm almost out of money, you know. Please leave me alone. About 100K will cover basic expenses for a week. You know, alimony, child support, and overpriced devices for my spoiled children. Cheers, gw

John Watt
Date: 2/22/2022 10:04:00 PM

LOL, Gershon. Do you take check, charge, or money order? See you in the funny papers ~ jw

Valerie Staton

Date: 2/20/2022 8:53:00 PM

This is a cute poem which I thoroughly enjoyed reading.

John Watt
Date: 2/21/2022 1:08:00 PM

Valerie, thank you for your uplifting comment. Enjoy your week ~ John

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 2/20/2022 11:53:00 AM

Clever and humorous tied up in a very unique rhyme my friend, Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

John Watt
Date: 2/20/2022 3:57:00 PM

Thank you for coming by with your kind words, my friend.

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 2/20/2022 5:26:00 AM

Your last line and that picture are perfect together. Thank you for the humor. Blessings xxoo

John Watt
Date: 2/20/2022 3:52:00 PM

I'm glad this could bring a smile ;>)

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/18/2022 9:34:00 PM

haha and I loved your ending the best!!

John Watt
Date: 2/19/2022 12:46:00 PM

Glad you liked it, Andrea.

Eric Cohen

Date: 2/18/2022 2:44:00 PM

I was with you up until "groan man!" (Still with you). :) ~Eric

John Watt
Date: 2/19/2022 12:46:00 PM

Eric, thanks for sharing a groan with me :>]

Sotto Poet

Date: 2/18/2022 12:42:00 PM

Bless you, John, for the witticisms. I sought to laugh out loud. And thank you so much for taking the time to submit a comment and examining my page. It indeed conveys a great deal to me.

John Watt
Date: 2/26/2022 11:58:00 PM

Thank you for your read and comment, Lasaad. It means a great deal to me as well.

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 2/18/2022 8:58:00 AM

I love to start the weekend with a laugh, John, thanks for tickling my funny bone (also soupmail)

John Watt
Date: 2/19/2022 12:45:00 PM

Michelle, thanks for the soupmail and for letting me know this brought you a smile. Humor is so subjective, I rarely know if things that make me laugh are funny to other people.