Short Foggiest Poems

wine from a slipper
did I forget to tip her...
pull up the Zipper...

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I haven't the foggiest clue
Of just what to do,
But I know, yes it's true,
I would do anything for you....

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The world has changed for good or bad
The election will determine who's sane who's mad
The choice is obvious
Who hasn't the foggiest
Good always wins so fear not my lassies and lads...

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There lives a hog called foggedy boggedy 
You'll see him rolling in the mud 
wearing his boggedy boots quelching his fairy suds.. 
His pal called Horace Hoggedy snuffles for his truffles,
blowing foggiest bubbles in the  glorious boggiest  tub 
Hoggedy foggedy boggedy
Foggedy boggedy the hog 
Takes an afternoon snooze
Under a  boggy log...

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Kreepy Crawley sprung a hole
Without suction it won't roll
To the shop it did go and stood (I had already thought about duct tape)
PVC pipe, glue, just like new very good...(And cheap)

Sometimes the men in our lives
Grate, irritate, and annoy
But all in all it is great just to 
Have a man about the house


(Haven't the foggiest what this is)...

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I mustn't get him a tie
    Number two-hundred and five
  A belt? No. (He needs suspenders)
    He's no longer svelte

  Maybe a wallet?
    What for? He never spends money
  Perhaps a pet?
    Nope. He once killed a bunny...

  I'm out of ideas, I confess
    Haven't the foggiest notion
  Well, I never! He says, 'Come to bed dear
    Your mother just bought me some Purple Passion Love Potion'...

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