Short Flipped Her Lid Poems

we will flip our lid
hearing that we have COVID
of want to get rid...

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poetry putrid
God said and have flipped my lid
acted like a kid

Jim Horn

You can apply this to many people....

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Bidding for Trump Picture

For picture of Trump what will they bid;
Heard about amount and flipped my lid;
We deducted;
Reproducted,
And as usual  had acted like young kid.

Jim Horn...

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Trump Had Flipped His Lid

We remember when Trump did flip his lid;
And we knew he had been just a little kid;
Total nonsense,
While dense;
You could surely tell it by the things he did.

James Horn...

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Trump Ignored and Ignorant

Trump was ignored and ignorant when an idiot kid;
And then last time we looked he had flipped his lid;
Wish he was remote;
For him did not vote;
Should impeach due to the dumb things that he did.

Jim Horn...

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I met a girl on Friday
Who loved a glass of wine
She wasn't much to look at
Until she wasn't mine

I thought about it Sunday
(I don't know why I did)
She looked so doggone tasty
I nearly flipped my lid

But now I know the secret
of every woman's charm
They're always more attractive
On someone else's arm!...

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Trump slipped on the ice as a kid
His mum thought that he'd flipped his lid
Because - with the dawn -
His ethics were gone
His dad blamed the Wizard of Id

A six-times bankrupt is not a fool
Just a crook decidedly cruel
He buys without paying
Thinks chicks are for laying
With free bleach injections for school...

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A gang of vandals unlocked all the cages 
And in the supermarket near the zoo
The beasts rushed in but not to spend their wages
For animals are not inclined to queue

With savage creatures charging all about
The poor old keeper almost flipped his lid
When tigers chased a zebra through the checkout 
And the barcode scanner charged him sixty quid...

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Lord Could Afford to Be on Board

Love our Lord who had been on board
I adored and where my sins are stored;
God did forbid and had flipped his lid;
When outside had gone away to hide.

God could hardly bare having love to spare;
After being there he handled me with care;
From what we heard he flew off like a bird;
By my canny cat he had eaten up his third.

Jim Horn...

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Marshmallows, when I was a kid
I'd eat a whole bag, and I did
I felt like a winner
but ruined my dinner
and hid when my mum flipped her lid.

When I see those things now, white and pink
I  look at those sweeties and think
my God, they were sickly
I'd turn pale so quickly
and then I'd throw up in the sink.

176th Feb 2016

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A Current Event Haiku

A current event;
On it, my money I spent,
Until it is gone.

Judged by jury
On all the things that I did,
And I flipped my lid.

They had sealed my doom;
Inn did not have any room;
Took me to my tomb.

Then it was three days
And whole world, I would amaze;
By God, I was raised.

To me, it all sounds perfectly
clear and can relate to.

James Thomas Horn, Retired Veteran
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