Short Flintstone Poems

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square tires and
animal prints



posted on July 2, 2018...

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Fred Flintstone drove home
On two rocks and axel of bone
With Barney his friend
From the moose lodge they attend...

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Fred Flintstone
 In Bedrock he was known
 His cat would always put him out
 And for Wilma he would shout

 Barney Rubble
 Was always there on the double
 To get Fred out of a jam
 Then he would scram

 Example For my Contest
 8-28-2021...

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They say that I am "old school", not as far back as the cave man goes
           Have a "Flintstone" model computer, everything that I write is not chiseled in
stone
                             I like progress, not trying to re -invent the wheel...

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Wilma cried, “We are going too slow!”
But poor Flintstone could no faster go.
Not because of a flat. 
No, for nothing like that.
It was just Fred had stubbed his big toe!

Written Nov. 14, 2014 
For the Limerick Clean and Clever Contest of Roy Jerden
Yabba Dabba DOO!!!! And Boo Hoo Hoo!!!...

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Fred Flintstone
    Felt tingles, down his funny bone,
    While playing his golf ball, he lost control.
    Barney cried foul, as it bounced off his elbow into the hole.

    Barney Rubble 
    Was in deep trouble,
    When the match referee, ignored his demand.
    And Fred laughed out loud, when Barney's ball plugged in the sand.

   9 / 11 / 2021....

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DeMila when I see you
That might not be your name
I made it up in case you need one
Thank you just the same

Your hair is brown your eyes are blue
Your tears can fill a thimble
You spin a suce around and round
As quick as jack be nimble

Your hair stands up on windy days
You drive a Flintstone car
A sneering grin upon your face
You’re bound to travel far

The root of all your mothers craze
I’m glad she’s not my wife
I’m glad you’re not my daughter
Or you just might run my life...

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