Short Fired Poems

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Premium Member Hush - Wanna Get Me Fired

Since 'dross' doesn't rhyme with 'gross'
     (as it could)
 
  I'm glad that it rhymes with 'boss'
     (as it should!)
Form: Rhyme


Premium Member Who Fired That Shot

Who Fired That Shot Miracle Man 8/11/2024 The sound of gunfire, gives cause for alarm at night, unless from my gun.
© Tom Wright  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Haiku

Getting Fired- the Classy Way

Hey when its over its over
Squad Sergeant combing his grove
Takes out the vice shredders

I'm not gonna leave in a scuffle
I'll shake your hand and grin
Wish you a nice afterlife

Trump Should Be Fired

Trump Should Be Fired

Trump was hired who we never desired; 
Our patience with him has expired; 
Only few backs; 
Most he detracts, 
So should be impeached and then fired. 

James Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

After Flynn Was Fired

After Flynn Was Fired

After Flynn Was Fired he suffered much wrath,
And would end up going down the wrong path;
Each  condition,
Much suspicion;
Containing conflicting ideas and backup math.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick


Premium Member Shots Fired-

Shots fired drive by Shots injected inoculations Small consumption of alcohol Shot glass Projectiles Tactical shots fired
9/6/21 Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021

Santa Got Fired

Santa got fired for drinking some booze
On his ten minute break he took a snooze
He curled on couch for a nap.
But time went by in a snap
Awoke to the booze soaking his caboose


Note: Written for Carolyn's "Commercialized Humor" Contest
Form: Limerick

You'Re Fired

There's a distance sound
That I hear coming 'round
It is a rustlin' and a huslin'
As the management go musclin'

You see each day is dawning
We have someone else deploring
But there is a phrase that is right
"You're fired!" Fixes this blight.

© Paul Warren Poetry
Form: Ballad

Premium Member Hunter's Bullet Fired

hunter's bullet fired turtledove falls swiftly down... white aura floats up poet collapses upon kitchen floor silence... white garment caress white light very bright draws dove poetess to come... white light tunnel's end
Who knows what it is...
Form: Senryu

You'Re Fired

You’re Fired


Sorry, I’m late Mr…
My son had a fever and
My friggin’ husband fled.
Finish your shift and
Don’t come back tomorrow.

I siphoned some fuel from my Ford Fairlane
Through the barely opened window 
Of his Ferrari.
The flames were fantastically infernal!
Form:

Premium Member PB And 'in a' JAM

Bye Bye, 
don’t cry
Trump did you bad
So sad, you have to go! 
 Miss-handler
   promised the moon
    and did not deliver
      Loyalty fell short,
       you must abort 
       now join Noam
      and don’t let the door
    kick you in the s’ass-afras!
And good riddance~
© I Am Anaya  Create an image from this poem.

Fired From Your Pen

All power in the caliber,
  not the number or the count

Its penetration deeper,
  when focused, not shooting about

The wound well placed is mortal,
  a shot not heard till then

But a gun’s not half as fatal,
—as that thought fired from your pen

(Villanova Pennsylvania: January, 2017)
Form: Rhyme

Shots Fired, the Aftermath(Footles)

Gun Shots
Call Cops

Few More
Hit Floor

Lights Off
Dry Cough

Dark Fears
Soft Tears

Phone Fails
Bite Nails

Some thing
Drove Me

Open
Curtain

Soft Cries
Inside

Broke Down
On Ground

Draw Near
Over Here

Father Please
Help Me

Late Night
Such Fright

Can't Sleep
Anxiety

Premium Member SUBSTANCE FIRED TRIGGERED OUT TAIL MAN BUTTOCK MOVES- A Grook

SUBSTANCE FIRED TRIGGERED OUT TAIL MAN BUTTOCK MOVES- A Grook I lit the substance it fired not I pulled the trigger something shot out I shake my buttock, yet don’t have a tail Like a dog we both move…WELL
> 2/1/24 Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2024©
Form: Grook

Fired For Having Large Breasts

A woman was fired because of her curves.
She's suing them and that's what they deserve.
They said that her large breasts were causing distractions.
Those people are stupid and I understand the lady's reaction.
They fired her simply because she's hot.
I hope she gets every penny that they've got.

(THIS IS A TRUE STORY.)
Form: Rhyme

Shots Fired Anonymously

gunshots, gunshots, gunshots
shots fired anonymously into the night

Why are so many shots fired in vain anonymously in the night
governed by unknown purposes on behalf of opposing ideals
engaged in conflict from behind a mask of camouflouged intents 
through the eyes of unforgivable hate by innocent hands forced
to injustly react.

Fired Up For Jesus

I am fired upi for Jesus 
I want to follow in his footsteps.
To join the war on Satan
Keeping him in the fiery depths.

Come along and join us
And light the fire within.
A battle well worth the fight
To deafeat Satan and conquer sin.

To see sin and Satan fall
Will be the most wonderous sight.
So get Fired Up for Jesus
And join us all in the fight.
Form:

Premium Member Fired Up Hot Heated July Holiday-

july celebrates noises in the lighten dark fires crackers blown ~ fire sparks and dark celebrations freedoms shown crackles, pops, snaps ~ skies torrent hotspots noises in the lit up skies celebrates the 4th
6/30/21 1st Place PLACEMENT IN CONTEST A BRAIN STRAND JULY POETRY CONTEST SPONSORED BY : BRIAN STRAND
Form: Haiku

Fired

First they’re hired, then they’re fired – 
Comey, Flynn and Spicer.
You might think replacements would
Be smarter or just nicer.

But then Scaramucci came
And thus took down that theory.
Priebus, by the time he left,
Made everybody weary.

Still, when Bannon bit the dust,
I think the world was cheering.
Rex and Jeff and Kellyanne – 
Your time may now be nearing.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Have Glorious Fired Up 4th of July-

So fourth, of jolly, juicy July fourth, of jumpy, gigantic July genuine glorious fired up fourth, of generous, jazzy, ginormous, July fourth, of joyful, gentle July fourth, of jovial July America Brothers and sisters happy birthday America Have a genuine glorious fired up 4th of July
7/4/20 WRITTEN WORDS BY James Edward Lee Sr. 2020©

Premium Member Sir Donald Is Fired

A dragon did Sir Donald Trump set out
to slay.  But fortune did not shine on him
that day.  A buzzing bee caused Trump to shout
"Go 'way!"
And that is when the dragon had his say:

"Sir Trump," he said. "The little bee's first class.
He's not like you, you raging, screaming ass."
That angered Trump so much he drew his sword
The dragon's fire, Sir Trump's deserved reward

Premium Member Shots Fired

"Pop! Pop! Pop!" goes a squeezed Desert Eagle.
  Two innocent bodies drop; funeral to be held for one.
Fleeing block party crew scatter like startled lemmings.
   A drive-by shooting; blood curdling screams follow. 
    Repeated cries of "Somebody call an ambulance!"... 
            Yet another day, somewhere in America.
Form: Verse

Fired Up

Just your passing look,
	a flashing smile;
My life isn't the same, 
	no, not once. 
You're lovely, my Love--
	disarming; 
Cuddling me, fresh rose 
        in its bloom; 
Carrying me through storm 
	under sail.
Your love, summer sun, 
	glows like flame; 
Setting me ablaze 
	for winter. 
Make me a kindling, 
	not smoldering,  
To thaw frozen hearts
	numbed by hate.


© 2015
Celestine S. Ikwuamaesi

Premium Member Shots Fired - Oh So Tired

I'm in the station when I hear the first shot
I run outside to the parking lot
Willis and Ferris are on the ground
Faces down
Blood pooling around
Blood rushes to my head
Are they alive or dead?
I begin to move towards them when another shot rings out
I feel something sharp hit me then I too am knocked out
I wake up in a strange room filled with wounded men
I count them and spot Willis and Ferris is beds 9 and 10
Form: Rhyme

Fired, Passion, Perfect, Love

~

Breathless
Whispers
Freely
Shared
~
Affection
Felt
Feelings
Bared
~
Cherished
Hearts
Abundant
Flow
~
Twilight
Dreams
Moonlit
Glow
~
Desire
Fueled
Velvet
Kiss
¬~
Softly
Touching
Finger
Tips
~
Staring
Deeply
Azure
Eyes
~
Moaning
Pleasure
Telling
Sighs
~
Lying
Closely
Pressing
Skin
~
On this
Evening
Once
Again
~
Heaven
Sent
From
Above
~
Fired
Passion
Perfect
Love
~
Form: Rhyme

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