Short Fc Poems

Father Christmas had a great beard
But now this is where it got weird
So hidden in his bristles
Were several tin whistles
Well, hidden until he was sheared...

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Our town sports a true passion
middlesbrough f.c. is like fashion
that will never ever go out of date
even though less winning and fate

...Right from back in my early days
i followed the boro home and away
spending weekends and plenty of money 
but was all worth it attending wembley.

Dedicated to Callum M.F.C. Mcguinness...

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A wrestler whose first name is Bill
Wears tights (but he’s over the hill)
He shoves down a sock
To enhance his cock
It sure gives the ladies a thrill!

Now Bill’s a really proud macho guy
And keeps grey hair at bay with black dye
Even though he’s a man
He wears lots of fake tan
And baby oil is in constant supply


For Phyl with love from FC xx

05/06/17...

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There is a team in London,
Which consists of youngsters like Mason,
A team greater than Man U 'n Southampton,
A club where love and winning are common.

A team which wears blue,
A club with players who obey's a whistle blew,
It's fans are many and not few,
And they always cheer as the players queue.

A club full of respect,
A football team with no defect,
Whose players always genuflect,
To ensure no racism as a result of dialect....

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