Short Fatter Poems

Mind over matter

Climb that company ladder

Pockets get fatter...

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Over the past week
I watched the Moon grow fatter.
Next week more then wane....

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He is fatter who is able 
to ignore his friends at table.

Volodymyr Knyr
2014...

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Beware, Eddie Haskell
  Consummate flatterer
Don't eat up his praise---
   He'll stay thin
      ~ You'll get fatter...

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Less than flattering waistline
    mocks ever-thinning hairline

  Disappearing gray matter
    makes head look even fatter...

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As we eat and get fatter.
They starve and get thinner.
Remember that,
When eating your christmas dinner.


*A quatrain epigram*...

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Donald Trump, "As seen on TV"
Is an whole lot fatter than me
Perhaps you know why
He wants the whole pie
And would not share ONE crust with thee?...

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She had quite a leaky old bladder,
and a rear end as flat as a platter,
she went to the store,
cant take it anymore,
Depends now makes her rear appear fatter....

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His appetite was like none before

He would eat till he could eat no more

So he just got fatter

But what does it matter

If he can never get out the door...

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My wife likes to stop for a natter
With friends she will sit down and chatter
Now she does this a lot 
And the size of her bot
Is just getting fatter and fatter...

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Bacon and peanut butter loaves
He loved meat tender
He got fatter, sad and alone
He got out of bed
Scratching his head
Then promptly died on the throne

The King is dead....

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Once a girl with a big butt
Went on a diet to lose a lot 
She stopped eating and shoving food 
Thinking it was good 
She became bigger and fatter for she was knocked up on the spot...

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WHAT IS THE PURPOSE 
WHY DOES IT MATTER 
JUST EAT THE CUPCAKE 
AND GET JUST A LITTLE FATTER

YOU ARE MOST LIKELY NOT GOING TO DIE
NOT JUST YET
HOWEVER 
PAY YOUR DOCTOR AND 
COVER YOUR BET...

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I once met a Spanish high flyer
She wiggled and danced on a wire
Her pitter once pattered
Grew ninety pounds fatter
And now she sings bass in a choir.


  Feb 4 2020
  Daniel Turner...

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Incessant chitchat,  prattler, non-stop chatter.
Mouth kept going. Kids asked what was the matter.
Her own children knew
They laugh at my two.
Gossiping and gabbing makes her face fatter....

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The phone keeps telling me things I already know:
My boomers want to blather,
I seem to be getting fatter.

I listen to it anyways.
Repeating useless thoughts coquettishly;
I'm a sl_t for them....

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What Does Matter Brain Will Scatter

We always wondered what would matter;
Should set standard and records shatter;
Have no fear;
Love my dear;
Never grow fatter  and be a great batter.

Jim Horn...

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To what may I most worthily compare
The tinier, fatter fingers of this newborn?
To breathe of softness his delicate fingers
Which by one definition one is able
To swallow one by one like cherry-flower snow!...

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The Truth of the matter
Amidst Lies getting fatter
Is that THIS will all shatter,
And one day we'll fall

We'll master Disaster
And crash that much faster
Our remains left scattered
In the Ruin of All...

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Hippopotamus and Synonymous  

Some say if I happen to be a hippopotamus 
My son to me also should be synonymous
And if they found and ate any anti-mater
Would they actually end up being fatter?

Jim Horn...

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Today is Thanksgiving, what are you thankful for?
I'm thankful for my health, my cats and more.
When we think of stuff to be thankful for, it makes us happier instead of sadder.
Don't eat too much turkey or you'll get fatter....

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Chipmunks jump, and
Green snakes slither,
Rather burst than
Not be with her.

Bluebirds fight, but
Bears are stronger.
We have fifty 
Years or longer.

Hop toads hop, but
Hogs are fatter.
Nothing else but
Us can matter...

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Tippy my kitty is now one year old,
And still really very bold
Always forever wanting me to play,
Each and every single day
He's been getting bigger than ever,
Along with being much more fatter
I hope he keeps his kittenish ways,
Right up until th end of of his days...

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My little bunny
so soft and so white
his whiskers a twitchin'
his bunny overbite
he likes eating carrots
and lettuce, you see
it makes bunny fatter
Daddy says with glee
How could I have known
if I had let him stay thinner
that he would not now, be
 the main part of my dinner....

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Some do know some do understand
Some do not know some do wrong,
First ones are quite less in number
But second ones are more and more,

That is why here are ever conflicts
No one comes to settles the disputes
These are going on and on forever
Rational cells are turning fatter to fatter....

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