Short Fatter Poems
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Less than flattering waistline
mocks ever-thinning hairline
Disappearing gray matter
makes head look even fatter
As we eat and get fatter.
They starve and get thinner.
Remember that,
When eating your christmas dinner.
*A quatrain epigram*
What to pair with your coffee cup?
A scone or muffin will sweeten you up,
while a pancake will surely flatter.
Both will make you fatter.
Donald Trump, "As seen on TV"
Is an whole lot fatter than me
Perhaps you know why
He wants the whole pie
And would not share ONE crust with thee?
"Will I grow to be much fatter?"
I wondered as I stirred the batter,
"and, if I do, what would it matter?",
as the pancakes, they grew flatter.
She had quite a leaky old bladder,
and a rear end as flat as a platter,
she went to the store,
cant take it anymore,
Depends now makes her rear appear fatter.
His appetite was like none before
He would eat till he could eat no more
So he just got fatter
But what does it matter
If he can never get out the door
My wife likes to stop for a natter
With friends she will sit down and chatter
Now she does this a lot
And the size of her bot
Is just getting fatter and fatter
Bacon and peanut butter loaves
He loved meat tender
He got fatter, sad and alone
He got out of bed
Scratching his head
Then promptly died on the throne
The King is dead.
Once a girl with a big butt
Went on a diet to lose a lot
She stopped eating and shoving food
Thinking it was good
She became bigger and fatter for she was knocked up on the spot
WHAT IS THE PURPOSE
WHY DOES IT MATTER
JUST EAT THE CUPCAKE
AND GET JUST A LITTLE FATTER
YOU ARE MOST LIKELY NOT GOING TO DIE
NOT JUST YET
HOWEVER
PAY YOUR DOCTOR AND
COVER YOUR BET
I once met a Spanish high flyer
She wiggled and danced on a wire
Her pitter once pattered
Grew ninety pounds fatter
And now she sings bass in a choir.
Feb 4 2020
Daniel Turner
Incessant chitchat, prattler, non-stop chatter.
Mouth kept going. Kids asked what was the matter.
Her own children knew
They laugh at my two.
Gossiping and gabbing makes her face fatter.
What Does Matter Brain Will Scatter
We always wondered what would matter;
Should set standard and records shatter;
Have no fear;
Love my dear;
Never grow fatter and be a great batter.
Jim Horn
Siberian tiger larger than you suspect
Ten foot long from fat tail to fatter neck
Weighing six hundred and sixty pounds, bigger than four human beings
Here is one now, which is why I am not tee-heeing.
To what may I most worthily compare
The tinier, fatter fingers of this newborn?
To breathe of softness his delicate fingers
Which by one definition one is able
To swallow one by one like cherry-flower snow!
The Truth of the matter
Amidst Lies getting fatter
Is that THIS will all shatter,
And one day we'll fall
We'll master Disaster
And crash that much faster
Our remains left scattered
In the Ruin of All
Hippopotamus and Synonymous
Some say if I happen to be a hippopotamus
My son to me also should be synonymous
And if they found and ate any anti-mater
Would they actually end up being fatter?
Jim Horn
Today is Thanksgiving, what are you thankful for?
I'm thankful for my health, my cats and more.
When we think of stuff to be thankful for, it makes us happier instead of sadder.
Don't eat too much turkey or you'll get fatter.
Form:
Chipmunks jump, and
Green snakes slither,
Rather burst than
Not be with her.
Bluebirds fight, but
Bears are stronger.
We have fifty
Years or longer.
Hop toads hop, but
Hogs are fatter.
Nothing else but
Us can matter
Form:
Mad as hatters, fed on matters
Older than, mercury and time,
Reflects the way we were made
By nervous webs, being spun
Deep inside Minerva's mind;
Like the way, we came of age
In misty mornings, spent reflecting
On our losses and our gains.
Tippy my kitty is now one year old,
And still really very bold
Always forever wanting me to play,
Each and every single day
He's been getting bigger than ever,
Along with being much more fatter
I hope he keeps his kittenish ways,
Right up until th end of of his days
The strange behavior of a Vatican squirrel
with his teeth all in a whorl
caused a commotion and created a clatter,
as the demon beast grew fatter,
making me shiver and flinch;
but I wouldn't give an inch.
His smile was the color of pearl
as he announced a brand-new girl.
My little bunny
so soft and so white
his whiskers a twitchin'
his bunny overbite
he likes eating carrots
and lettuce, you see
it makes bunny fatter
Daddy says with glee
How could I have known
if I had let him stay thinner
that he would not now, be
the main part of my dinner.
First try at limericks
If not correct could some genius limerick writer advice ... ta <3
AABBA 5 LINES
There once was an old man called santa
Who loved a big glass of cold fanta
He grew fatter and fatter and fatter
Couldn’t stop eating sausage in batter
He sure had good banter