Short Farmers Poems
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pilfering raccoons
raiding cornfields and orchards
laughing at farmers
Indian summer picnicking
Last hurrah before winter
october hayride
the hemp farmers wife offers
freshly baked brownies
palanquin bearers
punkhawallahs ~ gong farmers
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By
David Kavanagh
Twitter obsession
Presidents to pig farmers
Alternative facts
Written on 13th March 2017
Entry to "tweetable" contest
Family Portrait of Lucky, Willem Joseph 1738-1798.
wow! the farmers life!
countryside weather and food
so natural drink!
a local farmers cabbages
exceeded county tonnages
the judge said hey joe
you got any mo
my trucks theyre all wreckages.
The bounty of sweet rain
Brings joyful tears
Through the cupped-hands
Of the heartland farmers
Lord, we sing out,
In your sweet name
a horse waltzed over to say
without its usual neigh
he'd kick a farmers pants
for trying to dance
to the sound of munching hay.
Daylight savings time was for farmers
But its demise is now on the brink
Whether to keep it or let it go
I wonder what Big Ben workers think?
Suburban farmers till the ground
With rotor-blades that spin around
Slicing clods in two.
Suburban Eden, lost—then found
Every Spring, anew.
Hard working farmers
long hours spent in fields
reaping the benefits
Sending surplus
to retail stores
feeding families daily
Faming is hard
I should be thankful when I eat
Farmers work the hardest
Facing the land with their backs to the sky
They deserve my respect the most.
Pollen permeates your nose and lung
All you can smell is farmers' dung
The gnats and flies
Flock to your eyes
As wasps and bees swarm 'till your stung!
once an amishmans daughter
brought home a talking otter
running in from the field
to her church she revealed
be pleased meet our new brotter.
THE DEVIL’S ROOSTER
Basel put on trial
Rooster lays the devil’s egg.
Danger averted,
Burned at the stake like martyr.
Swiss farmers can rest easy.
Day goes dark
Cloud rumbles
Men panic
Stormy wind
Moving fast
Sea rises
Rain falling
Flowers bloom
Farmers till .
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Fat, oblong, rotund, roly poly
elongated, flawed, stubby,
dented, dusty, malformed
oranges globes - scattered
helter skelter - in rows
of farmers' fields...
Form:
Coventry's Lady Godiva goes
side saddle, naked from head to toes;
her blonde hair down to there,
and her bottom all bare,
'cause farmers pay taxes through the nose.
They want you to know at all costs
if and when you will have sunshine or frost
psychic farmers
overall charmers
Farmers Almanac wrote in their haylofts.
11-16-17
Trump says, "Trade Wars are easy to win!"
To be sure, Trump will tweet that again
So far Trump has lost
And can't count the cost
But you will when the grandkids move in!
SUP
is to
lightly dine.
Though farmers would sup
on a light meal like soup,
Sup now is short for “Wassup?”
“It's no winner chicken dinner!”
"Falling!" said the Star
"Oh wee!" sang the birds
"Despised!" cursed farmers
"By God!" screamed the children
and the rest of humanity moved along
just fine
:: 03.11.2020 ::
Good old John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt's
Profoundly bawdy hysterical wit --
Leaves farmers in stitches
'Most burst their britches --
Too bad for this site his jokes are unfit
There is a blue chicken.
(Expert farmers have attested to it being blue).
Fifteen people say it is blue.
Twenty-one people say it is white.
Does that make the chicken white?
tasty foods at family reunion
fresh homegrown Iowa produce
blueberries and strawberries
orange pumpkins off the vine
farm fresh turkey eggs
corn on the cob
creamy milk
butter
salt