Short Expensively Poems

There is a monster in Loch Ness
Which has been seen, more or less
And tourists flock with cameras zoomed
To be quite expensively roomed
And even if the photo shows a grey, grained blotch
At least the bar sells a lot of Scotch....

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When is physical restraint equipment
also dirty laundry?

When your daughter vomits
all over her school bus transport harness,

When she could have more safely,
and less expensively, traveled
in a six-seat van
with her contenting seat belt on

Rather than shackled to her seat
and unshackled into her school

Where all unharnessed big girls and boys
hierarchically go
to not air their dirty laundry....

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