Short Erections Poems
Short Erections Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Erections by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Erections by length and keyword.
When we first dated
she gave me erections
Now that we're married
she just gives me directions
Categories:
erections, giggle, marriage, relationship,
Form:
Light Verse
A MAGA cap was among the selections
It brought back some dark recollections
Stormy Daniels cost DJT a few erections
~ Trump cost the GOP a few elections
Categories:
erections, celebrity, memory, political, satire,
Form:
Clerihew
Flaming shperiods descend
As the clouds swirl frenziedly
Uprooting erections
The seas withdraw then rise
To swallow the earth
As death enters
The grounds depart
To sail the seas
As ember paints the skies
Categories:
erections, adventure, death,
Form:
Haiku
Men
Smell fear
They crave sex
They miss their moms
They live long enough.
Long enough for women folk.
They compete to always win.
They command respect at all times.
They all never ask for directions.
They all mostly think about erections.
Categories:
erections, funny
Form:
Etheree
it is not 'because'
i hate them...that matters...most
of all it's my love
for concrete and steel
erections that fueled my wealth
and my bankruptcies
the world's dangerous
not me...i am in charge...and
what i want you want
stan sand
Categories:
erections, 8th grade, anger, angst,
Form:
Haiku
the dry river a sand path
now my tears frozen
the remnants of our blee-
ding hearts meat for
vultures soon
they spit on our burnt face-
s with sophisticated re-
gards culminating in
sacred erections ni-
ght dreams tramp-
le upon my sleep-
ing consiousness
Categories:
erections, allegory,
Form:
I do not know?
SUM YUNG GUY
I’d like to make something amply clear
And make some necessary corrections
I asked a Chinese American what was happening as November grew near
And he responded “they are hodeing presidential erections”
© 2012….copyright...PHREEPOETREE....~free cee!~
Categories:
erections, political,
Form:
Quatrain
as the case my be,
many in-laws or out-laws,
relatives of flaws…
~
at the least, no peace,
cause of marriage mating-pause,
epic dysfunctions…
~
erections of rules,
needed fool, not Viagra…
marriage is stagnate!
By John Moses Freeman
For and in Honor of Dr Ram
And Contest
Categories:
erections, social
Form:
Senryu
familiar feelings feigns
odd emotions strains
pulpy punctured projection
ensconced eerie erections
contract into span
gulped by trance
mystic meager mass
assumed airy mask
met mushy task
inky oily infection
curl callous combustion
scribbling damped solutions
emotions sans vibe
sanity scrunched bribe.
19:11:18:14:38
Categories:
erections, change,
Form:
Sonnet
O Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, mine
Please say it isn’t so!
At school today we learned about sex---
But I didn’t want to know.
O Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, dear
Please say it isn’t true!
They taught us what erections are,
And all the girls said “ew!”
Mommy mine, you haven’t done it,
Have you, Mommy dear?
But wait---how else can I explain
The fact that I am here?
Categories:
erections, childhood, education, funny, giggle, humorous, mom, son,
Form:
Light Verse
featherless birds
flying low fiery
wounds of heart
bleeding blue
why do we do
what we do
forgotten dance of love
fading memories of
ecstatic unions
black water
stagnant
in the vast lake of love
eternal flow to the
ocean curbed
giggling of the new
rain
undulations
erections of hopes again
summer is an old
book
they are raping
the dead
history is
a huge
lie
the dead
Categories:
erections, allusion,
Form:
I do not know?
Donald Trump is having a ball
From the White House lawn to the Mall
A White House team
Devised a scheme
So a President can grope them all
The Democrats don't like Kavanaugh
But Republicans hold him in awe
His file is so shifty
Donald Trump finds him nifty
To circumvent each point of the law
The Russians will manage elections
Donald Trump will manage erections
So don't be a dope
And let the man grope
For Justice will answer all questions!
Categories:
erections, betrayal, corruption, culture, integrity, leadership, political, trust,
Form:
Limerick